I’d Rather Listen To You Than My Boyfriend
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, HUGE fan of your site. You obviously have no shame in telling the truth and that’s what I need to hear. I was looking into getting my lips, nose, and boobs done. I would say my lips are average size, my nose is naturally close to perfection (just a slight bump that I want to get rid of), and my boobs aren’t small by any means. My boyfriend doesn’t condone the idea of me getting plastic surgery at all, but I want to be perfect, Nik! Which should I do first? (By the way, the picture I included isn’t of me).
I never thought the picture you included was you. This is your order: Nose, Boobs, Lipo then Lips.- nik
YOU WILL NEVER BE PERFECT YOU DUMB HO.
Your boyfriend appreciates you for your natural beauty. You taking this for granted will cause you to lose him, he will find a naturally beautiful woman who is less concerned about this superficial crap. By all means, go butcher your body, at least there will be one decent single man who knows how to appreciate true beauty.
Don’t get your lips done, just…..just don’t do it.
I agree. DO NOT GET YOUR LIPS DONE! Don’t be stupid like Lindsay Lovehandles…she looks like a ginger duck.
Everything else is fine, though
That’s not her asshole — can’t you read? Dickhead.
Hope ur bf leaves ur vain pathetic ass! Insecure ugly bitch!
Lipo first!
how about you get a new bf. If you dont trust your bf to give you the straight then why are you with him. Love is being able to have someone tell you that you need a nose job, some larger hooters and that you have a massive arse. plus if you think your bf is only gonna say something untrue because he doesnt want to risk losing his greg being wet by you, then he lacks confidence and thats another reason to dump him…plus you need to brave up and provide a picture without the face if you are that shy. then again, you can have a rocking body and be a butter face and no one will want to bone you for long anyways…
Uh, maybe her boyfriend doesn’t wake up in the morning next to the future Jocelyn Wildenstein. Just a thought.
or he just loves her the way she is and doesn’t want to see her go through the pain of unecessary plastic surgery? Your stupidity is overwhelming….
What kind of a loving bf says babe you need plastic surgery in order for me to be attracted to you??youre fucked!
too funny..yeah ive been told that before..makes me no nevermind
If you get your lips done, please don’t over do it.
She describes herself by saying…”my lips are average size, my nose close to perfection, and my boobs aren’t small by any means.” So what the hell are you thinking? Getting surgery is fu**ing stupid. And listening to a moron tell people to get risky operations on purpose is asinine.
The big point being “she describes herself as,…”
If someone else was describing her, I might believe it slightly more..but do you really expect an anonymous person on the Internet to be telling the truth when they tell nik that they are pretty much close to perfect, except a “small bump” and etc. I bet she looks like that horrible creature from the mask..you know, that ginger thing with the deformed face. Biggest clue- not submitting her own photo, even a cropped photo. Bet she’s a heffa too. Actually, any old fat hag could have a nose job, boob job and lipo and lip injections and look hot! That’s like changing your whole face and body. Total minger no doubt. Her bf is probably in reality, her cat.
I say your BF dumps your a$$ and moves on to someone with more confidence and less materialistic BS.
Truth!
no kidding!
‘…don’t trust your boyfriend…’? Why are you wasting your time then? Looks like you need surgery on yourself esteem and confidence before you delve into your physical appearance
Uh, yeah, since you’re asking THE INTERNET for advice, let me give you some: GET PSYCHOTHERAPY for your obvious self-esteem issues! You f-cking skank.
The girl in this photo is Laura Catherine vinicombe . She is also known as lolly Catherine .
Lmao at being ‘perfect’. Get a gym membership. Put the rest in the f*cking bank.
B*tches don’t wanna work for sh*t these days. No wonder they’re all fat. Blowing thousands, if not tens of thousands, of dollars (money that you probably don’t even have in the first place) on intangible, in a sense, plastic surgery.
You won’t feel any different, except for feeling buyers remorse, after having surgery because you’re still mentally insecure. Once your boobs/lips etc. are ‘perfect’, you’ll find something else that’s ‘wrong’ with you and it’s a never ending cycle that brings you no gratification.
YOU WILL NEVER BE PERFECT. SAVE THE MONEY AND KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD BECAUSE YOU’RE A STUPID, SELF-OBSESSED CUNT.
You say you want to be “perfect” and will use plastic surgery to achieve that. My question: what about the inside? Your personality, your character, your faith, your career/self-fulfillment? Does that not count?
Focusing on the materialistic and superficial will not make you “perfect.” Perhaps you should indulge in some psychotherapy.
That’s Lolly Catherine in the photo
Don’t know if anyone knew, but she’s on the Boobpedia wiki. Listed as Enhanced D’s. Makes you wonder what she was before the jump.
Her name is Laura Catherine vinicombe . She lives in the uk and works for elite tv and she also works as a glamour model. Her nickname is lolly Catherine . She was a 32C before her Boobjob now she’s a 32FF. Laura is plastic perfect like Barbie . I love the fake barbielook. I love girls like Laura vinicombe if you have any more information on her discuss with us on theperfectboobs.com.
it takes a lot of money to look like a cheap slut