THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is David Bailey. He is the president of Delta Tau Delta, however you wouldn’t think it with how sleezy he is. He constantly tries to bring one night stands back to his frat castle telling stories of his golf & soccer glory days in high school. Seriously?? Who brags about that? He brought my best friend back to his fraternity house, banged her, and told her to get out. He even had the nerve to tell her he had a girlfriend afterwards. I feel bad for her because it’s almost a known fact that he still messes around. She might want to check herself because that dick could use a shot of penicillin. We need to get the word out about this fraterdouche. Just because you’re a frat president doesn’t mean your above the laws of douchiness.
He writes the laws of douchiness (kinda), so technically he is above the laws of douchiness. These girls never had a chance, if they only knew that suit was under $50, pants included.- nik