Jennifer The Smurf

May 7, 2012 Los Angeles 3 6,233 Views

Jennifer the smurf fake chick

Jennifer the smurf fake chick

Jennifer the smurf fake chick

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS JENNIFER. I met this chick at a concert once and she totally is a facebook wh*re. She’s a total insecure chick that thinks shes better than everyone and nobody even really knows who this chick is. SHE lied to my friend after going on a date with him saying she was twenty when she’s really eighteen. She’s a liar and likes hanging out with strange looking dudes that do mth. She thinks she’s hot but what she really is a little smurf with pink hair. She wears men’s underwear that are ten times bigger than her when she goes to sleep at night. She also is a fake chick online on fb. Seriously Nik I think this chick needs a reality chick on how she’s not hot but the alright portion of the dinner plate.

Guys who wear face paint are pedos, it covers up wrinkles.- nik