Jersey Shore Douchebag
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Justin Keleher, the most disgusting piece of SH*T the corps has to offer. He talks so much sh*t about the marines and all his “brothers” on base calling them f*gs and dumb sh**s and the only reason he joined to core “is to get as much barrack rat p*ssy as possible”. This dumb *ss tries to act like he’s a jersey shore cast member and wears the trashiest douchbag apparel he can find. He’s gotten a few girls pregnant and made all of them get an abortion. I found out who this douche bag was after he took advantage of my best friend.
A uniforms all a douche needs in life.- nik
About time somebody put this kid on blast… Def a total fucken douche..
Thank you to who ever put this kid on blast lol
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious! This Kid has a girlfriend (again) now and still fucks around / Talks To multiple women. Tries to pull it off by calling them all psycho exs. He knows my fiancé and I’ve been told multiple stories about how he brags bout how much ass hes gotten. Hope his girl gets wise. Def is true about knocking girls up.
Douches’ like this give men a bad rep..
Seriously wish I could warn his new girl. I’ve met him while out at my favorite bar lol. Told me he was single & asked me for my number. Damn.
if someone knows this jurks girl, let her know. I stopped seeing this piece of shit cuz he gave me something…
Are you serious, you too ?! ( to the comment above me) god damn you think he’d put a condom on it. This is so sick.
Holy shit i just went on here and saw this kid, met him on a dating website, usmilitarysingles.com to be exact… talk to him through the whole deployment just had said he was fallen for me and blah blah even bought me a christmas present.. after about a month his true self douchebag came out, told him to hit the road… thank god I never even got close to meet up with him or else he probably would have given my something… ewwwwww
Oh shit! same thing happend to me… f*cken sick!
May I ask what every girl has gotten from him? lol
chlamydia, thank fcking god it was something curable.
Good god.. He’s a sick f*ck..
hahahah this is just absolutely ridiculous! (im the one whos fiance knows him) can’t believe how many girls hes f*cked over .. i know for a fact that he was dating a girl since the ball in october last year and they were together for basically his entire last deployment. I’m sorry girl, thank Lord you never met him.
this is the best post i’ve ever found. 8 years ago he’d never think of talking to more than one girl (we never dated as bf/gf but talked a bit), he was heavier, thick sideburns and a full head of hair and still biggest sweet talker ever as you know… ever since he’s joined the core he’s tried to do exactly what you’ve quoted, “to get as much barrack rat p*ssy as possible”. it’s hysterical to find this now. i’ve talked to him extremely off and on for the past 8 years just to keep in touch and know he’s ok. i’ve known his ‘marine’ game for quite some time and even his 4-5 year relationship with a girl who thought they were ‘engaged’ for probably half of it (as he was also engaged to someone else from TX). he of course cheated on her probably 2 weeks into that when he got home before deployment. i’m surprised no one near camp lejuene has made a dirty entry about him.
he has a green penis. my friend and i call it the “greenis”
oh. my. god. i can’t believe i just found this. i met him 4 years ago. he added me on facebook. i had a soft spot for marines, and he told me he was going to afghanistan. i talked to him all through his deployment. he literally called me every day from afghanistan. i sent him a package to be nice, but i realized he was a weirdo when he started saying he was in love with me when we had never actually met in person, and then trying to get me to have phone sex with him. he would always talk about his “crazy ex girlfriends” and it seemed like he was a bit of a sex addict. he would disappear for months then randomly send me a picture of his penis (which was green by the way). definitely knew he was a weird ass kid.
oh my god, i can’t believe i just found this. i met him 4 years ago. he added me on facebook and i had a soft spot for marines. he told me he was going to afghanistan and i talked to him all through his deployment. i sent him a package on his birthday because i felt bad. he called me literally everyday from afghanistan. i knew he was a shady dude when he started telling me he was in love with me and we had never actually met in person, and trying to have phone sex with me. he seemed like a creepy sexual predator. he would disappear for months and i wouldnt hear from him…then he would randomly send me a picture of his penis (which was green by the way).
I dated Justin when I was 16. His penis isn’t green. Its purple.
I’ve known him for 14 year from both school and church. Back in high school he was actually really nice… he was still a sweet talker back then but as someone else said, would never have dreamt of being unfaithful. Also, speaking from experience, what he turned into is absolutely disgusting.
We dated for almost 3 years .. Promised over and over and over he would change, all while dating other people / talking and fucking other girls .. And since we were in different states I had no idea. He can sweet talk his way out of anything.. Made you feel “special”, like you were the most important thing in the world.. Told me he was going to make me his wife, wanted to have kids..fed me a load of BULLSHIT..Long story short He ruined my life.. Any lady involved with him.. From everyone’s experiences above me .. GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN! RUN! He will never change.. And you’ll end up like me.
Justin gave me HPV
this is flipping hilarious! haha I have known justin for 5ish years now? he always randomly pops up and tries to sweet talk his way back into my life. SOOOO GLAD he is getting put on blast
Ladies ladies ladies… Stay AWAY from this idiot. This douchebag continues in present day to sweet talk and sends pictures of his STD infested green penis to girls promising “I’m gonna make you my wife” and says “I love you”, after not even meeting you yet?! I mean not only is this a perverted sex addict/predator, he’s just plain crazy. He lives in a fantasy world, and wants to make any attractive girl his pawn in his sick game. Steer clear of this psycho.
what a disgusting pig.
This is actually quite hilarious. I met Justin when he was still in high school and I was in middle school and he legit told me he loved me and that he wanted to marry me, etc etc. I literally have letters and mixtapes from him that he made back then (memory box for laughs). He’s randomly contacted me throughout the years through facebook while being in the military, and each time it’s this sob story about how his most recent gf “screwed him over and cheated on him while he was deployed” and how he loves guns and violence. Even when he’s back in the states, he tries to hang out and “take me to the shooting range” or “show me the scars on his back from girls fingernails during sex” …. I’m not sure if he ever had anything genuine about him, but the military definitely made him 100% douche. I still can’t believe this website and all of these comments, haha. He has such a nice family too. Thank God I never slept with him!
Yup I new justin from church and through my cousin he was always a sweet talker but once he got going the sweet talk turned to sex talk and he’d explain all he’s crazy sex stories. He has been a pig since high school I just think it escalated!!!!!!
This is actually quite hilarious. I met Justin when he was still in high school and I was in middle school and he legit told me he loved me and that he wanted to marry me, etc etc. I literally have letters and mixtapes from him that he made back then (memory box for laughs). He’s randomly contacted me throughout the years through facebook while being in the military, and each time it’s this sob story about how his most recent gf “screwed him over and cheated on him while he was deployed” and how he loves guns and violence. Even when he’s back in the states, he tries to hang out and “take me to the shooting range” or “show me the scars on his back from girls fingernails during sex” …. I’m not sure if he ever had anything genuine about him, but the military definitely made him 100% douche. I still can’t believe this website and all of these comments, haha. He has such a nice family too. Thank God I never slept with him!
Has anyone ever thought maybe his inability to have a decent relationship with a woman & his excessive sexual needs could be because he’s gay & is hiding it? Lol
Hahahahaha to the comment below! I actually know him and I have always thought he was a fag! Hahaha
LMAO, Didn’t hit me until I started thinking about it .. I’m thinking he is