THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some of the 5 million photos Jessica Ashley aka Jessica Deluge posts on facebook and instagram daily. I thought I would share them with you and the rest of the DA. She is actually dating this douche bag bar owner. He is a chubby dude who hits on every girl he sees. She can do better. While she is cute and photographs well, she hasn’t impressed me any time I’ve seen her in person. Sure she’s good looking, but my jaw never hits the floor when she enters the room. It’s probably just because I don’t like brunettes though. Either way she’s hot as hell. How does she make you feel Nik?
Jess, move to Miami or any other city besides Detroit. When I look at you I think of 8-mile by default.- nik