THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordan. Jordan is one of the weakest men I know. Everyone calls him a p*ssy and we are all secretly thinking that he is gay. His last girlfriend suffered from his sudden “wet-feet” after she discovered on a trip that he enjoys getting naked with other men in hotel rooms and being photographed with them…like seriously, this guy blames everything on everyone else and enjoys boasting about his muslces when its clear he has nothing but a preggo beer gut. Yeah Nik, this guy is a real piece of work. He’s been known to desperately seek out friends to freeload off of and buy him food cause this guy is so dependent he doesn’t even pay the rent in his parents basement! His best friend hits on underage girls because thats all he can find and this idiot encourages it. His morals are twisted and uses people as lost and found boxes, claiming that he doesn’t know who he is and needs help finding himself. Like what a loser! He is such a drama queen too that you would think he was a melodramatic teenage girl…who even wears woman’s skirts! He only hits on women to hide his attraction to men and the world has got to know just how sick this guy is. Ladies (and gents now) avoid this guy at all costs because he is a dependent, freeloading p*ssy who only wastes peoples time and money.

That cup looks like its from a donor…- nik