THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Natalie Mckinnon. She’s the worst person I have ever had the chance to meet. She’s a drug addict, a liar and a thief. This meth smoking prostitute was introduced to me as a cancer patient. She played it off, saying she had colon cancer, (at the time I had no reason not to believe her, honestly who would lie about such a thing?) At the time she was fucking this 43 year old fat guy behind this elderly, kind of slow, old lady. When I say slow I mean, she wasn’t quiet all there.. who was in a relationship with the 43 year old fat guy. How she even met this old guy, she was an escort and he paid $100 for her nasty twat. She was always running to the bathroom. She had all these different types of medication. We’d drop her off at the hospital for hours at times, when we’d pick her up she’d have scrubs on as if she’d been there all day doing “tests”. We were living in the same house at the time, mass amounts of food started to go missing.. and the guy of the house, started to blame his children for all the food going missing. Blocks of cheese would go missing, cans of tuna, whole bags of progies. Just a lot of food. Anyways, money started to go missing, about 5 grand in total. When we looked threw the credit card transactions it turned out that she was stealing money. Now this girl was treated really good, the guy she was fucking bought her everything she wanted, rented her her own place, bought her tattoos and clothes and booze and shoes, cell phones, everything. Why the need to steal? So we contacted her parents, who greatly disliked the girl. They told us stories of drug addiction and a eating disorder. Turns out she never had cancer, she’s a pathological liar, and tried to hide her eating disorder behind cancer. All the medication she had were all laxatives and all the food that went missing she was throwing up. I just want to let the world know what kind of horrible person she truly is. She robbed this family for thousands of dollars and lied to us about having cancer. She’s a con artist, a thief and a complete waste of bones. I hear shes working on Salt Spring Island now, probably conning the innocent people out there!

Whatever that pile is, it doesn’t look legal…- nik