Newport Beach Crypt Keeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Once again Playboy has fell off the wagon when they used this Old “Crypt Keeper” in one of there side project shoots. Her Name is Wendy James and she works out at my gym and thinks she is the sh*t, mean mugging all the chicks and hitting on all the trouts looking for her next meal. If your going to let you hair extensions look that nappy why get them?? So put this 1989 USC Grad on blast, just seeing her is going to give me nightmares.. Dirty Army strong from Dust till Dawn!
She looks like a Balboa Island regular.- nik








So you’re a lawyer, weird, when I google your name, california and attorney you don’t come up. Also, a lawyer search on the california bar website turns up nothing. Please…don’t try to pretend to be something you are not. As an actual woman lawyer who worked my ass off to get my bar license I hate when fake chicks try to seem smart by saying they are a lawyer, doctor, in law school, etc…. So…ladies and gentleman, just check with the california bar, this chick is not a lawyer, just some wannabe looking for a someone to wife her up.
By the way you type, I highly doubt you’re even a lawyer. Don’t they teach you proper grammar in law school? Plus, what kind a display of professional integrity by trolling a website called the “dirty”.
Dont lie
by the way you type??? nice! wannabe is what ur reffering 2…slang dumb ass…lying bitch!
actually, when u google somebodies name and it takes you to this website, well im reading about your lying ass as well and i never heard of this website til google sent me here to read about fake people such as yourself!!!
For those of you that claim you’re lawyer, you sure don’t know how to check facts. People are right about trolling on this site, it’s not good for your public image if you’re a lawyer trying stunts like this.
By the way, “slander” is spoken or recorded by means of audio or seen on a video on YouTube for example. Now, “libel” is something that is posted in form of text, whether it’s typed or handwritten.
Get your legal terminology correct!
Wendy James, that is the name she goes and is her her legal birth name, however, when she was married and became a lawyer, her name was Wendy A.
Mitchell. Look for an attorney with that name in the California Bar and associated sites.
Another thing, there are quite a few female lawyers and paralegals that pose for Playboy and related magazines, whether or not they actually get put in official material therein, remains to be seen.
For those of you that claim you’re lawyer, you sure don’t know how to check facts. People are right about trolling on this site, it’s not good for your public image if you’re a lawyer trying stunts like this. Google, is not the only source of information and shouldn’t be your sole source of data or attempting to check someone’s employment and profession. As a lawyer, it is your job to find the depth and breadth of the deception, if there is any. Doing a two step process from Google to the California Bar isn’t enough. Just be aware that libel is a very real problem for you, if you cannot uncover someone’s aliases (AKAs) or legal / married names and birth names. Don’t post something you can’t verify 100%, that’s dangerous for an attorney to do that and very irresponsible. If of course you really are an attorney.
Since you didn’t post your name and a link to your website, we cannot ascertain that this is in fact true.
I’m am just saying…
By the way, “slander” is spoken or recorded by means of audio or seen on a video on YouTube for example. Now, “libel” is something that is posted in form of text, whether it’s typed or handwritten or transcribed by a printer or related technology.
Get your legal terminology correct!
Wendy James, that is the name she goes and is her her legal birth name, however, when she was married and became a lawyer, her name was Wendy A.
Mitchell. Look for an attorney with that name in the California Bar and associated sites, located in Newport Beach, California.
Another thing, there are quite a few female lawyers and paralegals that pose for Playboy and related magazines, whether or not they actually get put in official material therein, remains to be seen.
Attorney… you are CLEARLY not an attorney as your response is completely wrong. You are an idiot if you think she can sue for defamation of character, slander or any of the above for online posts. I own a company and have had several instances where people have not been happy with my service and have posted online or with the BBB. And there is NOTHING I can do about it as long as it is even close to the truth. And as for posting lies about people online all it takes is ONE person to agree with the initial statement and the argument is gone. And I have seen more than one person agree with the statements made here about her. Trust me I dont think its right and quite honestly I HATE that couch surfers go around the internet and constantly post things about people but unfortunately it can happen. But please lets not fool anyone into thinking you can actually be sued for this.
BOSS!!!^
You’re an idiot. Courts don’t give a rats ass how many people “agree” with anything. All a judge wants to see is PROOF. Anything else gets overruled. I’ve been to court, taken the stand and won my case due to PROOF, not a bunch of people who simply “agree” with me. If that were the case, every liar on earth would be winning every court case.
So she lied about being a lawyer??? How STUPID can you be??? What else did she lie about…EVERYTHING!!! No wonder she has no friends at the gym, doesn’t go out, and can’t keep the father of her son around!!! Run JIM!!!! This chick is pscychotic!!! Hey Wendy…show us your tits!!!! hahahaha Go to her Facebook…you can see them there
I hate that people cry over a posting on a website. get over it. and if you don’t want your picture used, don’t put it out there.
Everyone does stupid things. Someone needs to put you up here and see how you like it
Um…since when is skinny with big tits a bad thing?
She’s anorexic with breast implants not skinny with big tits.
+1. Any guy who wouldn’t lay down with her at least a few times secretly like dudes, including our diminutive host. She’s hot (and from the attitude obviously knows it) – I respect the fact that she works out – but looks are fleeting for females and she better snag a guy soon or she’s going to be Christmas Cake (Japanese term, look it up).
But she really DOES look like the Crypt Keeper.
Or a zombie that’s been dead & decaying for a while (look at that stringy hair, gross). I would not bang that.
Sad that people having nothing better to do than trash people they don’t know.
100% agreed
Jim Newkirk has stalked this poor girl for years. I feel for her. He’s the only one that looks bad by doing this.
I am amused by people who own business claiming to know the law. All I can say, is let us see who shall prevail on this one. I strongly advise this girl to proceed with a lawsuit and a restraining order. He appears to be dangerous.
Who cares about this crap. She’s hot.
shes just gross, and looks like a dude…
I totally agree!!!!NASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone who knows her knows the truth..everyone knows about Jim Newkirk and what he has done to this poor girl. She should be scared of him. She really has no choice but to sue him.
Sexy girl…wow
He went from dating one of the the hottest girls at the gym to having to date the ugliest..yep..
he’s pissed.
HA! She’s far from a slut. She always has a boyfriend. Chick doesnt even drink or go out at all. Get your facts right.
Wendy…stop posting on yourself…nobody really cares about you
I think we need a talk Jim Newkirk…you’re not stopping the crap…I keep trying to call but you won’t pick up the phone. What a pussy. Dude just won’t stop with the lies. You can pick on girls that don’t want anything to do with you, but when confronted by a man runs like the pussy you are. Pick up the phone. Be a man.
She is a disgusting tramp who has repeatedly attempted to defend herself by posting similarly worded comments supposedly made by unique posters. She is hideous and likely has a narcissistic personality.
Judgemental much, Gil? Your name sounds retarded btw, so just as you ASSume she’s narcissitic, I’ll assume you’re retarded, fat and disgusting.
Its sad we all gotta read this crap from a jilted dude. Bored already. We got it, she hurt you, your trying to hurt her back by posting this crap. I’d still date her. Now move on bro.
Saying this girl has a gross body is like saying Trump is poor.
Agree..no guy complains about slim girls with big breasts, only fat girls do.
Poor Jim. Let it go, dude. You are embarrassing yourself at this
point. And you will be penniless after her lawsuit. Just let it go. Its over already.
Seen this girl around Newport. Hot.
Calling this a “girl” is about 20 years too late.
Wow. Her ex is bitter.
This is getting a lot of traction? She is posting most of the comments here. Don’t worry Wendy. Know one really cares and this will go away in a few weeks.
Ugliest thing I’ve ever seen on this site!! Damn she is scary and I live in.Kansas and these hoes out here are ugly!!!!! Someone sure lied to this poor old lady. This site is protected under our 1st admendment right. Many have tried to sue and no one wins. Good luck with that battle. Stop putting pictures out there if you don’t want them used. Simple as that.
She looks like a piece of bacon……when I look at her I want to go to Denny’s and get a grand slam….
this girl is a wonderful person never heard any negative from her other then the drama this d.b. jim brings.. i have seen him stalk her and make an ass out of him self more then once.. somebody needs to expose his g string and let everybody know what a bitch he really is… fn stalkers!!!
Idk her but every comment says the same thing, “I went to school w her, she’s not old, she’s rich, a lawyer…etc” Wendy honey you’re cute and seem like a nice girl, but we can all tell that either you or your friends are pretending to be other people. Who cares what these people say your hott your smart & you know the truth! I would just IGNORE everyone instead of looking like a desperate person. Hope ur dad makes a speedy recovery! Xoxo
She’s ho. Maybe a bit full of herself but she is good looking …. No denying that
O my that’s hot. This is a real woman. I’d eat that pie for hours
She looks fine for her age.
Wtf??IS THAT THING!?
*BITES FINGERNAILS*
Run JUST RUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN FOR THE HILLLLLSSSSSS
this looks like an old skinny white man or a white eithiopian.
This bitch must be retarded. A strand of maybe 50 comments all 3 minutes apart for hours on hours using the same strain of words to compliment herself? Did you really think no one would notice? I don’t usually comment on here… but really?? Giving fake name after fake name, some in caps, some lower case… using the word “false” over and over again and accusing some “fat girl” or your ex over and over again?
Haha. The Dirty never seizes to amaze me.
Het WTF? Seizes to amaze you… ?? The word is spelled ceases, as in coming to an end. Seize = to capture or take hold of.
the face is REALLY lacking.
Rode hard and put away wet. Give up on your dreams! You are an old sack of bones and gristle with hard tennis ball boobs.
Wendy James, Wendy Mitchell….. either way, the DRAMA QUEEN of Newport, always complaining she’s being stalked, blah blah blah…… Listen up scarecrow, you’re a has-been!!! Forget your playboy parties and your wannabe photoshoots, stop being a gym rat and stay home, raise your kid, it’s not your mom’s job, it’s yours. Focus on *a* career, learn how to keep friends, dont be fake, dont lie, close down your lame facebook account, get over yourself and focus on your sons future, he needs a mother – at home- , not a plastic, ugly, overtanned skinny tramp who’s never home but out playing the model or at the gym stalking guys and that has over 260 posts on the Dirty!!!! Why does it always have to get to this for people to wake up?!!
You are wise …. Wise One!!! She’s a Drama Queen
You NAILED it….
Wise one speaks 100% Wisdom!
GOOD GOD! That face…looks like my best friend’s grandfather…!! That pic should have been deleted immediately. I can’t believe it was allowed to leave the camera!
Jeez…that hair style is…just…horrible. It makes it look like your forehead doubles as an emergency MEDIVAC zone… Be more prudent on what pics are released into the wild…
Eww. I may be a few pounds over-weight but this is one girl I am definatly NOT jealous of. she seriously needs to shove some wendy’s/mcdees and cake in her mouth and not stop for a couple weeks. There is a point to which being skinny stops being healthy and she’s about 15lbs past it.
wow…she’s how old?!? i work out a good 5 days a week and don’t look like that and i’m in my mid 20′s. good job to her!
Are you bulimic?
This was clearly written by the granny
the question i have is why does everyone feel the need to mention her car…a porshe cayenne isnt all that great..and it seems like she only has one car..if she is as rich as everyone says she is i would think they would say oher things besides how nice her car is
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what the fuck!!!!!!
It’s absolutely disgusting that she is a mother and is putting pictures like this of herself out there. She may have money but money doesn’t buy class.
touché on Cara’s entire comment!!!!!!!!
She would look so much better if she cut off some of her dead hair and got side swept bangs and dressed classy. A seductive secratary look would make her respectable and sexy as hell not like a washed up hooker that was hot twenty years ago, like she looks like now
what the fuck ?:D whats is? xd
This thread is pathetic. Yes, it is possible to be beautiful and hot as hell and a lawyer <<<case in point. However, she is disgusting looking. I firmly believe it's the same 4 people writing these comments.
I do not know her, I do not know any of the people who have posted here, I rarely come on this site but saw this and have a hard time believing that there are so many sharks out there ready to go in for the kill that they would post so many negative comments about a woman who clearly looks awesome no matter what her age, I guess this is supposed to be funny? Her body is amazing, better than most i have ever seen on this sight, I see all this hate and it makes me realize this site isnt an objective evaluation of the way a woman looks but rather a bloodbath of brutal and cruel criticism, again i dont know her but I prefer to see the good rather than the bad in people, and find it absolutely hysterical that the critics never have the balls to post their real names…..
That’s right Wendy…..
Bitch does abs everyday at my gym is this real life.
What’s her name ?
She looks like à crackhead whore who is hooking for her next fix.nothing remotley apealling about her
Mother….you mean grandmother…this lady is pushing 60. Ma’am put your clothes back on and act like a granny!
Omg just leave her alone…this is not her ! lol but dang I would hate of someone did this to me! I’d be so embarrassed! I just feel bad for the lady! Give her a break..just saying :/
this is the perfect example of why the desperate housewives and real housewives of blah blah city should be cancelled and never to return….. these older women are encouraged to think and act like its 1956 all over again put ya clothes on and pick up that bit of respect you left on the floor… a worried reader
Her face doesn’t match her bod. Sad, she looks sickly.
Whats her full name ?
She looks pretty old.. Not to hate, but why would you take pictures like this of yourself if you are as old as you are? It’s just wrong, I feel bad for your kids and grandkids ( if you have any ) if you have photos like this out there… Stay out of the sun/tanning bed your face looks like leather.
most of the positive comments are only minutes apart from each other and all sound the same with different names. obviously from the same person.. either her or a friend of hers. pretty sad that someone has that much time on their hands to type over a hundred comments!! SHE LOOKS DISGUSTING. anyone with eyes and a brain could see that! she has an anorexic body with a boob job. and her face makes her look like shes in her late 40s! most likely due to over-tanning. someone please give her a cheeseburger.
who is this Jim Newkirk guy any pics on file
This “person” is a transgender with male genitalia. It is glaringly obvious; anyone with decent vision can see the protruding penis lines. This self proclaimed “Cambridge graduate” with a “law degree” is living in some alternate world filled with dildos and poorly constructed implants/lips.
Wendy u should be proud of that body All these negative comments are probably fat ugly women sitting of their asses eating chips cookies etc Yes I know Wendy our parents have been together for 30 yrs. Keep it up girl