Nik, I Really Want To Start Using Steroids
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am thinking about taking the leap and joining the “Everyone hates the guy at the gym that talks more then he works out but looks ripped” and muscles on muscles. Now I have been doing A lot of research and if taken the right way and dosages it could do wonders. What is your opinion?
I’m not a steroid guy… I say don’t do it.- nik
Um don’t do it…My retarded friend does em and he’s now 10 times dumber than he was before…you lose the gains quick…Just be a real man and eat right…no one likes a cheater
you will lose all your hair off your head. and your thing will shrink its happened to about 15 of my friends. if you dont have a active sex life then go do it.
DO IT! or even go down the road of prohormones IE tren, epistain, halo etc !!!!!
Steroids are a crutch for the mentally weak.
If you want it bad enough you can gain muscle/results the right way.
Hard work & determination
do them! nothing says idiot more than fake muscles
If your looking to be the next Ronnie Coleman or jay cutler..to compete at that level , you have too, you gotta understand that these guys take every safety precaution..they have professional administering the steroids through physicians..different types of steroids, if your also taking them I suggest getting a some sort of liver after care. Iam not a fan of steroids, I didn’t consider multiple times, but I just said fuck it..worked hard , ate right ..I got a descent build. Just do your research .and remember steroids won’t automatically make you big that’s a misconception, you still need to eat right, train hard and you should already have a good foundation before starting steroids
Anabolic steroids are terrible for your heart.
There is evidence that they are in fact good for your heart as a general proposition. Since the heart is a muscle and anabolics help strengthen muscle. Lower testosterone as you age may contribute to heart problems.
Dont do it man…I’m an attractive girl and roid heads dont turn me on one bit. These big, huge dudes remind me of fat guys because they are just as wide, and once the muscles are gone thats what it turns into, fat. Plus, steroids shrink your balls and make you ugly and pimply. Guys who are naturally toned and fit,with just enough muscle (and big packages), are the hottest. Dont be one of those neanderthal gym rats with huge bodies and tiny packages.
LOL bs. If the OP doesnt have an attractive face, he might as well start pumpinng the iron. Big guys always get sexy girls. Maybe not you but for everyone one of you there are 10 that go for the big muscle guy. Not saying you should risk your health guy, but lets be real bitches lie about what they want. They want a man not a bitch boy.
What is the worth of what you acomplish in your body with steroids. It is a fraud for start. I want a boy with good genetic and good determination, not a a boy full of steroids.
Listen, steroids are a wonderful thing. I inject them into my labia and they got the size of a chinks dink! I can now doink myself with my own monster lips. My forehead sticks out like four inches now and I have puss coming out of these giant red zits on my back and thighs which my boyfriend loves to pop. My heart always aches and I have gained like 80 pounds so what’s not cool about that? I hate big balls any ways, especially when i am getting mouth rammed at 3500 rpm per second, all they do is bruise my chin.
Whoa, what’s up with the need to say “I’m an attractive girl?” Makes me believe you are really a filthy skank. Or a hairy ape like Greek Goddess.
What if you already have a tiny package? How do we get a chance at you?
Stop using mirror combinations to stare at that guy…it makes us uncomfortable.
resorting to Steroids or +2′s for women, is just an easy way out on your insecurites. Be a man…and grow a set, don’t follow the path of the weak.
Go get your dick extended cheaper in the long run and safer
And go get some self esteem help ASAP
last time I checked women can’t grow boobs by working out idiot
Women should live with what they are born with, not place a bunch of plastic between the ribs and breasts for confidence. It’s just weak!
Those guys look like shit.
How to reach beastmode by Labor Day.
Items Included: 4 x GP Sust 270, 4 x GP Tren Enanth 200, 3 x GP Oxan, 2 x GP Stan10, 2 x GP Clomiphene.
Cycle Length: 12 weeks
Cycle Layout:
Weeks 1-12 GP Sust 270mg every other day
Weeks 1-10 GP Tren Enanth200 every other day
Weeks 6-12 30mg GP Oxan /30mg GP Stan10 every day
Weeks 14-18 50mg GP Clomiphene every day
Bro.. are you an idiot? This dude is doing a cycle for the first time and you give him this advice?
That shit all has terrible side effects especially to someone who has never taken shit before.. Within a week of taking the stuff you mentioned he will become greasy as hell, pimples all over his neck back and shoulders, and start losing his hair.
Doing something simple take some test p with a stack of winni (so you don’t retain too much water) take novla or chlo for ptc so you don’t get man boobs or lumps..
I promise you the results you get you will be one happy sob.. I only do winni now just to stay lean and toned… Honestly being all bulky like that isnt even fun or cool..
You still have to eat right and train right to get results. If you don’t you will just gain all this weight and be fat..real talk
trust me, takes my owners advise. today he is a jedi of wisdom and walked the path to overcome deep seeded psychological issues with big muscles, he had to pay a big price to overcome the ignorance that steroid use does not make all body parts or your brain bigger
heed the warning of what is left of my microphallus and cerebral cortex
Where you from Vancouver ? Its hard to get Geneza gear on the streets of van. what does GP Oxan /30mg GP Stan10 do ?
HHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!
Yeah! Hang out with all the broke gear users who are either personal trainers, bouncers or work at GNC. It also does wonders for your social and dating life. Chicks love a guy with zits, gyno and nuts that look like raisins. Good call.
yeah your a chump. not true u loser.
Your just jealous of people actually in shape.. can you please take a picture of yourself and submit it… Iw ould love to see what you look like..
one pic and ill know exactly what type of person you are.. moron.
Coming from another attractive girl-I think guys who are too muscular are a turn-off. It means 1) they are going to be spending a lot of time at the gym 2) they are obsessed and vain and wont be able to relax if they miss a day of working out 3) if they “lose” that muscle it’ll look gross so it makes for evenmore obsession. Most girls I know, including myself, like naturally fit guys who take care of themselves but arent ‘roid heads.
Well said
WTF? Why do you feel the need to say you’re “attractive?” Attention-whore much?
Get over yourself, fugly skank.
As a female, i think guys that are unnaturally muscular are disgustsing and insecure. The only girls you will attract are superficial AND unintelligent ones. It is such a turn on when a dude works out but is secure enough to not do steriods. It shows you don’t get intimidated, even when dudes at the gym are bigger than you. Plus it is just gross looking…
It’s funny from what I heard steroids for some but from I’m hearing it’s rising, that more men are turning homosexual cause of use of steroids! Look it up! I can see a dude all bout himself and gets turned on and then starts liking being with other men who are like him and he gets turned on!
if u wanna do em i say do em… theres only so much you can achieve with out them and if thats what u want and will make you happy i say go for it…
Live fast die even harder man !!!!!
YOUR BALLS WILL SHRINK!!!
Did anyone really need to know that the moderator of this website isn’t a steroids guy? Was that a difficult decision for all of us to make?
and when you get off them your gonna get sick and look worse than a crack head….enjoy
Get a football players build not a bodybuilders. But you better cycle carefully, too many people screw up and have nasty side effects, especially amateurs.
ill do them both i love older guys
This woman loves it be all veiny and be sure to use a spray tan oh and dye the hair girls want blondes. You could go one more step and get peck implants. Sheep!
i have a 15 inch cock so i dont have that problem
My ex was a roid freak. It was disgusting…. he’s a vain self centred goof who is obsessed staring at himself in the mirror at fake muscles. He lied about doing steroids in the beginning but once I find out his reality I lost all my respect for him. He cheated to get that body which really wasn’t so great when his head and back had major acne….Gross!!!!! He raged and had crazy tantrums. His love with this drug cost him his family/son/wife-his everything… which he shows no respect for b/c this madness to look big and massive and have girls chase him for what he didn’t really work hard to acheive. The guy is a insecere loser and a walking time bomb due to his enormous ego. I give him 3 years to live before he gives himself a heartache and ends up on life support or before that time his poor liver may just give up on him.
Dude, these guys take it in the ass to pay for their habit. Meatheads are gay for pay! They prostitute themselves to pay for their diet and drugs. I mean, if you want to be a professional faggot go for it, I guess.
Just shave your pubes and you can look like Carrot Top. Wouldn’t you want to look like him? Sure you would.
All these bitches claiming to be attractive and giving advise needs to shut up, you think these guys who wants to go on steroid care what girls thinks? All they want to do is jack off to themselves when looking in the mirror.
Bunch of haters posting, I say do it bro I love crank… Do ur research… it not roid rage you gotta watch out for its doing a cycle too long or coming off the stuff without the proper PCT(post cycle therapy)if your jus startn out all u need is clomid you won’t need hcg or nolvadex ….. If your gonna post at least know what the fuk ur talking about…. You don’t lose your gains if you using a good ugl and you do ur PCT… To the dumb broad that says guys look fat or bloated…. Not all steriods give you bulk, there’s all kinds of cutters that will give you the ripped look that she so adores(its called dieting and hitting a treadmill)……..here’s another fun fact for all you hating dummys, 90% of you will be persicibed test by a doc when u get old neways because you will stop naturally making test on your own and will bassically start “male menopause” meaning you”ll b depressed sad and have the emotional stabilty of a women…….so your all gonna turn into bigger whiners then u already are! 1 warning shits addictive and will in time move on to more dangerous stuff like insulin….don’t knock till uve tried it ya uniformed know it alls…..also people are stupid they think if u poke a needle u get huge… People dedicate themselves to get that way it takes a real mentally stong person to be able to stick to the routine day in day out…. And that’s why people hate.
well said buddy…. its a lifestyle not just popping pills and sitting on the couch..
Just ask Lyle Alzado after you dig him up!
All of my boyfriends have taken steroids. Im a dirty whore
all you people posting information here about steroids are uneducated on how they work and how to use them and the effects different compounds have on the body. if you are posting on thedirty if you should use steroids then no you are not ready and havent done your hw. people posting about roid rage and shit like that lying / exaggerating.., only a few compounds like halo will cause that. and yes your balls shrink while your on but they come back when you get off , not a big deal…you want to keep the balls plump for some odd reason when your on then you use HCG. since when do girls care about ur balls anyways..big stick is all that matters. the reality of it is you need a lot of HGH to get to the top level in this day. this is the expensive part not the gear unless you are a noob buying a bottle of test for 100$ each . most of us stay on it year around giving maybe 4 week breaks on a low dose between. we dont do some 8 week PCT that is a bunch of baloney. when you get off you lose size so we dont get off. usually use a lower dose of something simple like test but up the gh to keep creating new muscle fibers to keep the size. and no physicians dont administer them we do it ourselves many times a day most of the time 7 days a week. and for the record using steroids is not ‘cheating’ they are not magic. you have to train your ass off constantly feed the body the nutrients it needs and be consistent with all aspects of it to get in competition mode. when you are in contest prep mode and girls see your super lean with viens ripping out and all the muscle fibers popping through your thinned skin,,their pussys get wet just looking at you, whether they say they like it or not they do because they are programed this way and numerous have admitted it to me.
girls should not say anything negative if a guy wants to use steroids… all girls are fake as shit.. they use a mask of makeup to cover their real face to go out of the house fake nails fake hair fake tits
DONT DO IT MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE SAID MY DIK GOT SMALLER FROM INJECTING. I BEEN INJECTING FOR 3 YEARS SURE I GOT A LITTLE BIGGER BUT I DIDNT THINK MY PENIS WOULD SHRINK I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL A JOKE. I STARTING GETTING PIMPLES ALL OVER MY BODY AND MY DDIK SHRUNK. AFTER 3 YEARS I CAN HONESTLY SAY IT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. HAVING BIG MUSCLES AND A SMALL COCK IS NOT COOL. JUST A HEADS UP GIRLS DONT LIKE MUSCLE HEADED GUY CUZ BEFORE I WAS SLIMMER AND I HAD WAY MORE GIRLS HAVE INTEREST IN ME
Are you over 5’9″? Then don’t do it. Juice freaks are typically looking to add inches in places they can control to compensate for their height, hairline, packages. It’s not a coincidence that every dude I know who has done them is short, bald, or dealing with a sexual dysfunction, or a combo of the three.
LOL @ guys that use juice. Tough guys that couldnt handle obstacles without cheating, fuarking pussayss.
Wow! awesome topic! Alright for the idiot who brought up Lyle Alzado, its never actually been 100% proven roids led to the brain tumors. second, for people who think your dick shrinks, it doesnt. thats like saying your hands could shrink. its your balls that can shrink. this is caused by the synthetic testosterone. Your body recognizes its “producing” to much therefore shutting down and telling your testes to stop working, making them shrink. your dick “looks” smaller because your legs got bigger retard. as for people who talk about roid rage, its a stereo type. not everyone who does juice will get angry. if your already temperamental and angry you will have a higher chance to display behavioral changes. anything you put into your body can have a side effect. ibuprofen hurts your kidneys, acetaminophen hurts your liver. oh and so does drinking. who wants a sloppy party girl? or smoker? imagine the things shed put in her mouth. Side effects will happen if roids are abused. use, dont abuse. talk to a doctor, gets tests done, pretty simple.
as for the dumb broad who said “Coming from another attractive girl-I think guys who are too muscular are a turn-off. It means 1) they are going to be spending a lot of time at the gym 2) they are obsessed and vain and wont be able to relax if they miss a day of working out”, maybe you should the hit the gym, make work up sweat instead of claiming your attractive. ever think some guys just want to get stronger, not huge? and who cares if they spend a lot of time in the gym, one thing it can mean is we dont wanna listen to your whiny voice. plus would you rather have a guy take out his anger for dating you instead of slamming your head against the wall. if you cant support someone for something they like to do your selfish.