THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kyle Dowding, the GUIDO/GANGSTA wannabee, this guy thinks hes the king of GTL, minus the scrawny bastard doesnt go to the gym and he still gets his mommy to do his laundry still. Even though hes like 25 (still lives with parents) He has not one friend his own age, & talks to underage girls, he’ll f*ck anyone & anything. He even steals his “boys” girls that he just met & fcks em… even if their 16! He probably weighs around 140 (40 would be his big *ss head) He thinks hes hard cause he drives around all the little punks from the passage so they can go rob cars, etc. Wwouldn’t sueprise me if his dick already fell off. He was with a girl for a couple years but cheated on her all the time. And has tons of NAKED pictures of little girls on his cell phone… He already f*cked every sk*nk in the passage& Dartmouth. And is making his way throughout the city. Ladies if you haven’t already f*cked this weirdo, might wanna make him wrap it twice! I don’t even know why girls want him, his chest is indented cause hes so skinny!

It’d surprise me if his greg fell off, i would not wanna catch whatever bug he had.- nik