Pool Tricks With Anton
THE DIRTY ARMY: Did I say Anton, Im sorry im sorry, its Antoniooo. This dumbass Russian thinks it sounds better. Dudes name in anton syd, more life s*ph, which he has, don’t ask how I know. he is a male model though so, i guess thats a given. So I was given the distinct pleasure of hanging out with this numnuts for a day. I don’t even know where to begin with this guy, he thinks he is god, he gives his “Antonio, I’m a model you idoit” advice about everything, out of blue, he’s just a moron. So I didn’t remember/pay attention to most of this guys incoherent babble, I did however remember his pool tricks, aka dick tricks. I Guess its always important to be sporting a mini chub in the fashion industry, before we headed out to the pool he ‘gave me his advice’ and started rubbing on his nuts, he says you’re guaranteed a chick if you walk around with your swimsuit outlining your dick. I wish I was kidding. he said it worked everytime (I did not partake). Shocker when he went back to the hotel empty handed. Thought you’d enjoy dick tricks with Antonio. Also, no surprise I found pics of his dick tricks on his facebook (I did not nor would not take a picture of a wang). YnWnR.
This guy looks like a legend. I want to know more… I haven’t seen greatness like this since The Burrito or Frog.- nik
He looks very lonely.
Nik, what are ole’ Burrito and Frog up to thse days? I bet Burrito is fat and Frog is still morphing his was into an amphibian.
I seriously have no idea why this made me laugh so hard. I couldn’t imagine having some greased up Russian sitting around with a halfie trying to get chicks.
I am right there with you, Kat!! I can’t stop laughing!! What a Douc**
eww Russians are nasty pigs!
Looks like this A-hole is balding early, LMAO!
BALDING for sure!
Age is not his friend.
Ahhh The Burrito is LEGIT! What’s he up to?? And I saw a pic of Frog recently on some site. This dude has potential though
OMFG I know this guy. This guy is also a promotor in NYC and hooks up with underage models in dirty club bathrooms. I also had the “pleasure” to hang out with him for a day. I dont even think he models much any more.
You aint gots to lie Craig!!!! Self post, His DC name should be the Russian Douche…..
Is second that! Russians are filthy rats!
This guy almost made me piss myself, nasty greaser. Go back to your shit country!
Tell me that he isn’t rocking those white shoes!!!
looks like a fagolina
NIK. STOP PLAYING AROUND. WHAT IS UP WITH THE BURRITO?
yeah burrito is the legend. where is that dbag
He is okay looking for a skinny guy.
Are those golf shoes?
Why do I have a feeling 90% of the comments on this post were made by the same person (the poster)?
Poster, you should go grab Antonio’s hand and both go back to school for an English lesson or two. You were obviously too enticed by his boner and forgot all about grammar and spelling, heck, you forgot English language completely, or are you an illiterate moron on daily basis?
He is a model in ny and a promoter. I’ve hung out with him before, he’s not a douche but he is a man whore for sure.
I know this cat, total fucking douche. Never has any money, never tips waitresses at restaurants or clubs. He’s passed out at my apartment a few times, I seriously think he may be homeless. Also, and this is a truth, he rolls around to clubs with his mom sometimes and they both do blow together. No bullshit, I have witnessed it. In a city full of creeps like NYC, this dude is the creeeepiest. Fucking eurotrash.