Reject Playmate Of The Year

May 11, 2012 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 18 9,134 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Let me introduce you to “Bliss Blast” aka Bliss Thompkins. This girl is seriously nasty! She thinks that she is some sort of playmate. It took her three years to complete cosmetology classes and she still cannot do hair. Still has fried serveral individuals hair. She does not work, she sits on her lazy ass while her man works his ass off. If it does not have something to do with a pain pill, she is not interested. She is loud and sounds like an idiot everytime she opens her mouth. For some reason, she thinks she is God’s gift. Her boobs sag, she has a huge gut that she is not afraid to show off, she has a flat ass therefore, she wears that booty pop thing. (Which you can tell she is wearing and it looks gross). All she does is talk sh*t and attempt to ruin peoples lives. She thinks everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her. She needs to fix them saggy boobs and hit the gym before thinking anyone wants to be her. She has serious copying issues. If she is jealous over you, she will buy anything and everything you own. It is freakishly scary, she copies some people all the way down to their underwear. She has been fired multiple times from every job shes ever had. She even tried to go to the strip club to get a job and they declined her. LMAO!! She lives at home with her boyfriends parents. She needs to know that the government is not her baby daddy. Obviously she is confused, I think she does her makeup to be like a clown. Hell that would be a good job for her, maybe that one she could actually keep. She talks sh*t on facebook every chance she gets, but face to face will not say anything. She is a two-faced girl and don’t have any friends. All she does is talk shit about the handful of friends she does have. Please Nik, put this girl in check cause she needs it. It is time for this 23 year old to grow up. She is still living in her middle school years.

Weird, she kind of looks like the real Playmate of the Year.- nik