Reject Playmate Of The Year

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Let me introduce you to “Bliss Blast” aka Bliss Thompkins. This girl is seriously nasty! She thinks that she is some sort of playmate. It took her three years to complete cosmetology classes and she still cannot do hair. Still has fried serveral individuals hair. She does not work, she sits on her lazy ass while her man works his ass off. If it does not have something to do with a pain pill, she is not interested. She is loud and sounds like an idiot everytime she opens her mouth. For some reason, she thinks she is God’s gift. Her boobs sag, she has a huge gut that she is not afraid to show off, she has a flat ass therefore, she wears that booty pop thing. (Which you can tell she is wearing and it looks gross). All she does is talk sh*t and attempt to ruin peoples lives. She thinks everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her. She needs to fix them saggy boobs and hit the gym before thinking anyone wants to be her. She has serious copying issues. If she is jealous over you, she will buy anything and everything you own. It is freakishly scary, she copies some people all the way down to their underwear. She has been fired multiple times from every job shes ever had. She even tried to go to the strip club to get a job and they declined her. LMAO!! She lives at home with her boyfriends parents. She needs to know that the government is not her baby daddy. Obviously she is confused, I think she does her makeup to be like a clown. Hell that would be a good job for her, maybe that one she could actually keep. She talks sh*t on facebook every chance she gets, but face to face will not say anything. She is a two-faced girl and don’t have any friends. All she does is talk shit about the handful of friends she does have. Please Nik, put this girl in check cause she needs it. It is time for this 23 year old to grow up. She is still living in her middle school years.
Weird, she kind of looks like the real Playmate of the Year.- nik










Sounds like she’s black!
I don’t think even the Japs would harpoon this one
haha!! that is so funny Brian!! and so very true!!!
How on earth did Jaclyn swedberg get pmoy?? There are soooo many more beautiful girls. She is very average in my opinion.. What do you guys think?
My god.
That’s bad even by Detroit standards…
i didn’t know tummies can get cellulite.
Yep…greeks are infamous for cellulite all over, you should know from experience.
Having a flat ass is like having a flat tire–you’re not going anywhere until you fix it!
This is my ride a die chick!! I am in one of these pictures. Yall just hating bc you cant be bliss. She is the A~Town’s Finest and yall all know it so keep with the comments bc your making her FAMOUS
you would really put yourself out there like that and say you where in one of these pictures with her? that dont say much about you Krystal. I am from up north and if you two would walk in a club up there we all would laugh at your ugly ass’s. You both look like some blue light special wal mart plus size bitches. Get a life who would want to be her or you?
It has been going around that she slept with my boyfriend, which is her so called brother in law. Like how low can you go? I made his ass get tested, bc we dont know where all bliss blast has been these days. She will do about anything for a pain pill. This makes me sick to my stomach, and to think I actually had to see this “thing” in the pool. The best thing she can do is leave my man alone.
I dont blame you for getting him tested look at her. She looks like she has been with more then a few!
oh yeah get HIM tested… stay with him tho! sounds like a keeper! … retard.
All this girl does is talk mad shit about a couple of girls. She is so worried about these girls that she will talk about them every time she opens her mouth. She has nothing better to do then hate, and I am very happy to see that someone has put her ass on here. She is a piece of work, you should see her in action you have no idea. She will do anything and everything she can to spread gossip about anyone she does not like. She is so lame and thinks she is hot shit. Hell half of her in laws dont even like her and it would not surprise me if they are the ones who put her on here. Her man needs to open his eyes and see that all she does is use him abuse him and spends all his hard earned money while she does nothing. The best part of this girl ran down her moms leg 24 yrs ago.
I must say this is by far the worse person I have ever seen on TheDirty! who would post pictures on the internet like this. I think she need to be on the rotten.com instead of TheDirty.com.
id rather a$$ f*ck a balooga whale while huffing duster
Honey, the mentally retarded would know you are no bunny boo boo. Keep fucking your brother & your mans brother, hope they have a SERIOUS supply of paper bags on hand. Damn, for real girl.. your mother should of swallowed that load!
hahahahaaahaahhaaaha this bitch looks like a cracked out beaver with a beer gut .. im from the same area as her and damnnnn bitch is busted as fuck!