Rich Prick John Pickle Has A Small Tool



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is time this dude got called out and I am just the woman to do it. Unfortunately, I didn’t see all this in the beginning, but now it’s all so clear. This vertically challenged individual is one of Memphis finest. His name is John Pickle and he is short, roided out, and has had everything handed down to him by his daddy. He throws his money around around Memphis and Nashville at girls. He can’t keep one because they finally realize what a true asshole he is. Word on the street he is has been with 1/2 the girls of Memphis and Nashville and has the DRD so watch out ladies. He uses his friends and talks shit about them behind their back. He has had more DUI’s than allowed in life and brags about his little rich boy toys he didn’t even earn. He has had his company handed down by his daddy and doesn’t appreciate the average blue collar working class, because he is stuck up little prick that has never had to earn anything. He gets banned or thrown out of clubs because he has anger issues and disrespects people. He lives in apartment…wow, sounds like a true high roller to me. If it wasn’t for his handed down money, fake friends that stick around because he has money, and human growth hormones he wouldn’t know how to live. Get a life you loser!
Is John Pickle friends with Marcellus from Memphis by any chance?- nik










He’s fat.
‘Word on the street”
You mean to say: “among losers who spend too much time using drugs and in clubs and who have no lives.”
SELF POST. LOSER IS RIGHT. HAHA
He love it in the ass!!! I saw him and another guy making out in his truck in a parking garage downtown!!!!
wait… is this a joke??
Rich in Memphis means he makes $80,000. I’m impressed. He could maybe buy a nice car with his annual paycheck and have enough cash left over to sleep at his gym.
hahaha this guy is a huge douche i experienced it first hand…. he is super fat and not very cute at all he just thinks he is… man this was long over due
Wow didn’t see this coming…… NOT!!! Saddest night ever when me and my girl watched him dry hump every girl in the club the other night. It took him flaunting his money to make a half ass impression on people to get past his miniature size, fat belly and lame ass conversations……. And the one that was actually drunk enough to have some serious beer goggles on, later told us that not only did she have to struggle to feel any pleasure from his sorry excuse for a d***, it was the worst 3 min of her life.
Bahahahahaha…….. How sad
Wow, didn’t see this one coming……..NOT!! One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. Me and my girl spotted this loser at the club the other night, dry-humping every chick in sight. I guess after he realized they had no intrest in his munchkin a**, he then began throwing his money around to tryand impress people……..since his overly lame conversations and fat gut wasn’t working. The poor girl that had some serious beer goggles on later told me that not only did she have to struggle to feel any pleasure with his sorry excuse for a penis…….It was the worst 3 min of her life. Poor girl (smh).
So happy to see this troll on blast!!
Ladies stay away………unless you like ‘em small……not just height and IQ……
Wow, didn’t see this one coming……NOT!!!
This was the saddest thing I had ever witnessed. Me and my girl saw this loser at a club the other night dry-humping every chick he saw. I guess
Wow, can’t say I didn’t see this coming.
Had to be one of the saddest things I have ever seen. Me and my girl saw this loser at the club the other night, dry-humping every chick he seen. I guess after realizing no one was interested in him, thats when he started to throw the ‘I have money’ card to try to impress everyone. Obviously his looks nor his lame ass conversation was doing the trick. Well, my friend that had some serious beer goggles on called me the next morning to tell me how she tried to feel the slightest bit of pleasure from that sorry excuse of a penis and how it was the worst 3 min of her life
So ladies stay away unless you like ‘em small……Not only in the Height and IQ area
fml…….well at least yall got the point
I don’t even know what to say right now….
Small tool??? I don’t think so! You must have just been loose as a goose!! =)