THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone out here wants to know. Would you, with this chick. Her name is Falon Robinson and she is 23, this girl claims to be “Indiana’s hottest”. Yet, funny, she’s got a punk for a boyfriend, who treats her like sh*t. Which is probably why she stays with him. Also, I find it hilarious how much make up this chick feels the need to slop all over her face, on the daily. Plus, I might mention her little “creep” section on her facebook, dedicated to every guy who ever messged her. Putting them on blast. (Even the not so creeper ones.) Attention starvation, much?
Answer: NO, her nose is very dominate and her eyes are the type that would get cross-eyed with good sex (which makes my dizzy, cross-eyed sex is like wearing 3-D glasses without the 3-D movie and I hate closing my eyes during the process).