THE DIRTY ARMY: So guys did you ever here of Michelle Schwartz ?> Funny because a lot of people here in the south have … Funny how ho’s come in all shapes and sizes… But this one certainly takes it to the next level.. You used to be able to catch her on the streets of New Orleans , aka Bourbon street … Drunk , easy and sloppy . This muffin top ho with one titie bigger then the other is a one drink min. to a easy nut and lay.. But with the change in her age and the change in time she now works the alley way between R & O restaurant in buck town maintaining a hundred percent customer satisfaction policy… open mouth open house… You can always find her out on the open waters of Lake Pontchartrain were she likes to be the only female in all male company. If you smell tuna , or shrimp its not the boat , its her puss!!! We don’t like the fact that shes dating our dad but well an easy lay is what every man wants right ??? If you think this is good then you will like to meet her daughter… Because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!!
Early 20′s and 50′s are prime-times for being a sloot. It almost comes naturally with age.- nik