THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TORREY LEE COOPER. Where to begin, first of all, the ‘better than anyone and everyone’ persona baffles many, with consideration of the sorry excuse for a life she chooses to flaunt. Trashy, sloppy, and disgusting are a few words that come to mind when people think of this sorry excuse for a female and yeah, dont get me wrong, there’s a handful of people who may consider her “totally rad, down for a b*tchin’ time”(although they may have perceived her under the influence of hallucinogenic(s). But, any remotely intellectual human being would understand this girl as.. well.. to say the least, garbage. Her her most prized f*ck is the local DJ, Bix King. But don’t worry girls, he’s on the market. Disregard her attempt pathetic attempt to claim her “territory”, is little to his concern. Just remember, Who*ey Torry awaits for his return after f*cking his groupies, ready to volunteer sloppy seconds.
Not sure if you’re aware of this but your jawline is shaped like a board. Have you ever considered carpentry.- nik