THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Mike Fitzsimmons. He is the BIGGEST (literally) dumb*ss in all of Spanish Springs. He’s in a sucky local band named “Rome Wild”. He thinks he’s hot sh*t just because he can get 13-15 year old b*tches to like him, because his dumpy *ss is in a band. He is a complete follower, cheater, and liar. He goes for girls that are younger than him and have no self respect and/or confidence about themselves (than he bones their sister) He may seem like this big sweetheart, but in reality he’s a f*ckin man sloot! HE has cheated on ALL of his girlfriends, and only wants girls that he can manipulate and trick into sleeping with him. The worst part is he’s a homie hopper, and will screw over one chick and then go for their best friend! I think he may have a little bit of the downs, do you agree?
Does look like he has a T.O.D. Bet he has a few ads online putting together a high school band (himself included).- nik