Spanish Springs Pedophile
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Mike Fitzsimmons. He is the BIGGEST (literally) dumb*ss in all of Spanish Springs. He’s in a sucky local band named “Rome Wild”. He thinks he’s hot sh*t just because he can get 13-15 year old b*tches to like him, because his dumpy *ss is in a band. He is a complete follower, cheater, and liar. He goes for girls that are younger than him and have no self respect and/or confidence about themselves (than he bones their sister) He may seem like this big sweetheart, but in reality he’s a f*ckin man sloot! HE has cheated on ALL of his girlfriends, and only wants girls that he can manipulate and trick into sleeping with him. The worst part is he’s a homie hopper, and will screw over one chick and then go for their best friend! I think he may have a little bit of the downs, do you agree?
Does look like he has a T.O.D. Bet he has a few ads online putting together a high school band (himself included).- nik
That’s Randy Patterson.
No, that’s Mike Fitzsimmons. ^^
/\ GO TO HELL!!!! How dare u insult me like that! I look way better than this fat piece of shit
I’ve been waiting to see Mike on here. He’s one grade a piece of garbage. He needs to learn how to be a man, and treat women right.
How is he a pedophile? is he even 18 yet?
& I’ve heard their band, they rock! Jerk!
How can that guy be a player?!?! Yuck! Why any girl would touch that is beyond me.
All of this is complete bullshit. I dated Mike and he didn’t cheat on me. He’s an amazing boyfriend, and an amazing person. Whoever put this on here must not know the real Mike, and he must’ve turned you down. :]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Night=made.
This shit makes me laugh! Because I actually know him, and some of it’s true.
1. His band is actually good.
2. He has cheated
3. He is a player, but he’ll admit he can be a dick
4. He’s 18 (to that comment)
5. He’s pretty nice
6. He gets hella pussy
Theres no way a he gets “hella pussy” unless hes drugging girls. Thats just disgusting!
HAHAHAHAHA. actually all of this shit is true. He did the same stuff to me. He flirted with me and all that and then he was saying the same shit to my best friend. And then he would lie about it right to my face. Funny thing is that he did this to me a while ago. I guess some people just never grow up.
He tried gettin at me when he knew I had a boyfriend I turned him down and he asked if my best friend would be interested. When I told her about it I thought she was gonna die laughing all she could say was hell no. Sad to say being in a band DOESN’T make you attractive at all!!
Hes 17. Hes not that bad of a dude either. Sure he cheats, but what guy hasnt ever cheated on a girl before? At least he can admit to it
He is so gross he tried hitting on me and 7 of my friends! 7!! Mike is a major creep!
This guy gets laid? Cartman has game, imagine that.
Mike’s a good dude. He’s 18 but just recently turned it, I think. One of the funniest kids I know. His band is pretty cool, too. Probably does flirt around a lot, though. Not even really a bad thing.
LOLOLOLOL. This is not true. I’m 3 years younger than him, yes. But we dated. And I have plenty of self respect thank you. And he doesn’t think being in a band makes him higher than anybody else. His band is pretty good too. And he never cheated on me, or lied to me. And I never slept with him either so I don’t think that’s all he wants.
Sucks dick at every insturment hes ever played too.
Whoever posted this needs to grow the fuck up! Stupid fucking underage girls blowing shit up cause they got fuck over get over it stupid sluts