“Tanned Barbie” Needs A Reality Check

May 4, 2012 Edmonton, The Dirty 118 6,312 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Shaylynn Miller should be a dirty celeb. She’s been posted on here countless times and shes well, dirt lol. Shaylynn is an escort and denies it, saying she got her money from an accident…. Honey, we all know you’re selling your ass for pennies hah. She’s addicted to pepsi and will do just about anything to get a fix. She thinks shes German, when really shes a full blood indian… Shay, I don’t know who you’re trying to fool. She steals anything and everything, including everyones boyfriends. She pretends to be a model, but sucks greg for her photoshoots and walks around like she’s the hottest b*tch in Edmonton. Shay, you aren’t even remotely cute… someone needs to slap her back to reality.

She probably did get into a really bad accident or she wouldn’t have that metal heart thing on her chest like Ironman.- nik