Thank You For Telling Me About Armpits
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time reader, first time poster… I just wanted to say THANK YOU for telling the world about armpits!! Its always bugged me when girls have these massive +2′s only to be ruined by looking a few inches to either side to see flabby fat armpits. GROSS!! I think 2012 should be the year armpits get a make over, ladies grab your weights and get rid of that ish!
If any plastic surgeon is reading this and wants their failing medical practice to blow up, start offering Armpit Rejuvenation procedures.- nik
It looks like a pit pussy
Not sure what kind of special exercises women do, but wouldn’t there be something they could do to tone them?
Flys and dips
A lot of times this can be caused by girls wearing their bras too tight. Another reason would be weight loss and excess skin.
What red-blooded straight man worries about a woman’s armpits? Teeth, nose, body hair, T and A, I understand, but ARMPITS?? As long as her pits are clean, shaved, and she uses deodorant regularly, who gives a fuck about a chick’s armpits? Any dude that wouldn’t tap the woman in the above photo because of her armpits needs to have his testosterone levels tested. I don’t have the slightest clue (nor do I care) who the fuck that lady is in the above picture, but if I got a shot at her, she’d be hurting for days. And you lil’ bitches can bet it wouldn’t be her fucking armpits that would be sore either!
Amen
Amen! (coming from a girl)
I’d f*ch the sh*t outta that armpit
I’d f*ck the sh*t outta that armpit
…and enough already with the half/no pics and you’re posting too fast flashing up all the time.
Yes! Thanks for opening my eyes!! I will work on my armpits, Nik haha
UMMM WHAT! That arm pit looks like a post birthed Vagina. PUKE
From a lot of observation — there is a direct correlation to the condition/coloration/flabbiness of their armpits and a woman’s labia/vagina, just saying. A decent indicator of what’s hiding below.
In real life it doesnt matter, because it is not visible often. But in the picture it looks horrible. Nik showed me it too. People should use photoshop for their armpits at least. Or stop posing in these “armpit showing poses”.
Anyone who says “ish” is a complete faggot. I decided.