THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hannah Schroff. Where do i begin? Not only is this girl the dumbest person i’ve ever met, she’s also one of the worst people in the world. She’s like almost 6 feet tall, looks like she’s asian, and scrunches her hair. Are we in middle school?? The worst thing of all is this girl’s voice. She’s at every party in town and flirts with every guy she meets.. But she talks like a 3 year old!! very khloe kardashian of her.. They’re both huge and talk to people in the same voice. The guy she dates, Ben, is my friend and he told EVERYONE about the weight loss pills she takes, and uses her parent’s money to pay for them! I don’t really know if they’ve done anything for her except make her tits smaller.. and the girl has never worked a day in her life – just uses her parents and friends to get anywhere. She NEEDS to be put on blast and realize that she isn’t even close to being anything special. All she cares about is drinking and partying, and uses about 3 gallons of makeup every time she goes out. The girl needs to get a clue. acting dumb isn’t cute!! And stop using guys and leading them on, because it just makes you look like a b*tch Hannah!!

A boob job will be her diet pill substitute.  Don’t rush into them though your +2′s will not turn out well, your lack of form will make them difficult.  Just saying.- nik