The Grey Goose Doesn’t Taste Right At NOX In Houston
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure how something like this gets resolved so I’m coming to you for help. A bartender at NOX listed off to me every other vodka except Grey Goose. Naturally, being difficult, I ordered the Goose. I knew upon first sip that something wasn’t right… and when I commented that something was off, he just shrugged. I was not drunk at this point, and I know my vodka. Filing with TABC is too arduous so hopefully the dirty army can help; as this place rips off its customers enough and filling up fancy bottles with cheap liquor is beyond cheap. How come I can’t upload pics from my iPad? You seriously need an app.
App is coming. I just went in front of the review board at Apple and showed them I had no tattoos. Also, NOX needs to stop scamming their customers with Popov Goose.- nik
Grey Goose is for perpetrators anyways. Stop falling into the hype and fakeness.
Naturally you ordered the most overrated cliche vodka on the planet. It went well with you Rolex and 1998 red corvette.
I enjoy Svedka myself. But in the end if your pouring $20 worth of “high end” vodka into a glass with red bull or cranberry your an idiot since you can’t even taste the vodka’s natural flavor at that point
Obviously a self post to promote his new app. Tool. But even if it wasn’t, then the poster is a doosh. They didn’t say they had it, so you ordered it. You are the reason wait staff spit in food and drinks you homo.
Lol, thats telling them bro! Fags!
Grey Goose the the worst vodka there is. It received last place in the NY Times blind taste test. You know nothing about Vodka you Texas hillbilly
GG is not as good as it used to be. and putting into Quality Vodka category is a HUGE overstatement. Choose Wiser my friends, ultimately Drink Better my friends.
GG = weak
Find a better Ultra Premium Vodka there are a ton of choices
Yeah…slow news day indeed…
Pft. Coming from someone of German descent and who knows her vodka, Goose is weak. It tastes like ass straight up, get something better. Hell, even the cheaper Savvy or Svedka is better, though Svedka can be bitey, the last bottle I had of it was too peppery for some reason. Ryeka is good too, Chopin is good if you like a more citrus after taste.
Goose is for people who think they know vodka. Branch out, there’s much better stuff out there than that swill.
Obviously NONE of ya’ll know how a bar makes money!! Every bar in houston does that! They use cheap stuff and poor it into the “expensive” bottles! DUH
for real!! everyoneeee knows this..sorry but not sorry. its a shame that it goes on but clearly since you didn’t know…then you really don’t get out much bahah
You have no idea what you are talking about.
“I just went in front of the review board at Apple…” is such a bold-faced lie I’m amazed anyone would believe it.
dude dont order goose from a place that clearly told you they didnt have it. If you insist on Goose at a place that tells you they dont have it you should expect to get whatever the hell they want to give you.
THEY ARE BREAKING THE BIGGEST ABC LAW-NOT ALLOWED TO MARRY BOTTLES IT IS FRAUDULENT SELLING CHEAPER VODKA IN A MORE EXPENSIVE BOTTLE! SCAM ARTISTS! REPORT AND DONT GO THERE! WHAT ELSE IS MARRIED?
Hmmm ABC law, huh? Interesting.
ITS TABC
The ABC is a statewide commission that regulates alcohol sales and consumption. in Texas, its the TABC, in louisiana its the LABC and so forth. Every state has a department of alcoholic beverage control. google that shit before being a dick, dick.
TABC
This fool isn’t from Texas and he is taking the thoedness out of the Tine. We don’t drink that faggot shit in Texas. We drink bourbon like true southern gentlemen. The waiter probably thought you were a whipdick for ordering cat piss.
80 proof is for pussies.
I’m surprised no one has started talking shit about the staff yet… that’s the best part of all these Nox self posts
Dam the white room looks awesome
the fact that you went to nox in the first place is sad.. Of course they, along with roosevelt and many other bars with bottle service, pour taaka into goose bottles. Your a dumbass for buying 10 dollar drinks at a bar that hasnt been good in years.
If you had any real sense you’d be drinking Enchanted Rock Vodka. If you had any real testicles you’d be drinking Pappy Van Winkle.
This hole in the wall is still open? Drake is better
jay r sucks dick. you keep getting turned away at the door and party with people that mow my lawn. just sayin
here’s that homo jay rs number 832-443-5781 have fun hes a scary little hoe
Goose is for pu$$ies and faghags. Be a man and order Jack straight.
First off, Grey Goose is a shitty vodka that only the biggest sheepish morons order. So FAIL for ordering Goose. Anyone who knows Vodka as you mentioned knows this. It’s a running joke amongst Vodka people. It’s like the Absolute and Stoli of the 90s. Well marketed mediocre Vodka.
Second, NOX, really!? NOX is littered with the Rich’s crowd. The dirtiest club rats in the city. Who in their right mind would still go to that dump.
Who the F drinks vodka? Rookie.
White Gold vodka – Ultra Premium no sh!tty feeling the next day
If you all go out to clubs and don’t know the bartender (I mean as a friend) and/or you aren’t in the hospitality buisiness, you are NOT getting the brand of drink you orderred. Every place does it. If not the officially by the establishment, the bartenders/backs/staff certainly do. They have to in order to keep their liquor costs in check. Also, that enables them to give me free drinks. Advice…get to know the staff and treat them like gold. It will get you a long way.
I get agree with this post they are putting some cheap crap in there grey goose bottles — I was there for a party and that $hit was horrible so I switched to gin…. This place is a joke for real
hate to break it to you but 90% of the clubs on or close to washington all fill there vodka bottles up with cheaper vodka.. its been going on for yrs
Wow!!!This kind of Non sense drama is the reason why classy people quit going to WASHED-INGTON!!!Grow up Houstonians, there is better things in life worth arguing about.
This place is highly overreated, like this website.
Why would you even order it if they didnt have it?… Anyways, every club on the douchebag strip pours well liquor into their top shelf bottles. so you might have just ordered well anyway to save you a couple bucks.
Lol every club on Washington is pushing this “Blue Label” vodka now, that is a locally owned and comparable to Taaka….I went in there the other night and ordered goose, was given the Blue Label and immediately walked out.