THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is named Carley McGrath. She calls herself Carley Davidson – because everyone gets a ride. Any person this girl has been with – their lives have been f*cked over. She can’t close her legs, this girl has out done most b*tches on here, 3?6?12?24? god knows. She doesn’t even know half of the people she has slept with, nor des she care, lies to make everyone pity her yet infact she throws herself at any girl OR guy (that’s right, she’s a lesbian when she meets a girl – but straight if she meets a guy. When drunk you can find this girl missing at every party cause she is that one whose in the closet getting rammed by two guys at once. She’s so bad that she was found mking out with one guy then turns around and makes out with his friend, the first dude being so shocked calls her a whore, (this is infront of everyone) he throws a condom at her, carley being the little sloot she is, picks it up and 15 minutes later attempts to use it(and yet somehow still fails) after he takes it off -cums inside of her- and she still has no care in the world. Her solution was casually dropping by the clinic(where im sure there all on first name basis:)). To take a Plan B pill, and laugh it off like every other sunday. This b*tch isn’t only just a head case- she loses friends as fast as she lost her virginity. Every friend she’s had she’s slept with their boyfriends, or girlfriends, and makes you think you’re somehow in the wrong. Well b*tch, karma.

She looks like that dude with the big nose from Spongebob.- nik