THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this beautiful face right here is name patches, and the women you see is Laura Pyter and she needs to be put on blast real fast.. If anyone should happen to run into her, PLEASE run fast!!! She bites her tongue and twitches while complaing of sexual frustration for being a 31 year old virgin, then offers people sex only to later if they don’t run out of their house from all the dirty tampons, cat feces, human feces and garbage on the floor, then she just says all she wanted to do was talk about sex…. There’s not a crisis line with enough hours to take care of this one so just STAY AWAY in the chicago area..

I think she could take on a horse…that’s how much of a virgin she is.- nik