What Advice Should I Give My Girlfriend



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need a +2′s expert advice, so naturally I’m coming to you. My girlfriend is going to get a boob job in the next month or so and I want to steer her in the best direction. I’m not gonna submit her on the dirty, but she’s 5’7 weighs about 100-105lbs and has a good body frame. She’s over 18 but she’s not 21 yet, so I know there’s only certain materials and procedures she can do until she’s 21. Preferably she wants a big C low D. What should I tell her to get? Should she get it through the armpit, through the nipple? How many cc’s. Should she get silicone? Best doctors to go to in the OC area? Thanks for your help, put some pictures of Brock’s chick up for inspiration.
Email me [email protected] You have to take this sh*t seriously because a hack job it will ruin your sex life and relationship.- nik









that girl has one…tall forehead
Brock’s chick looks better as a blonde
How old is staci cole ?
WOW YOU ARE A JOKE! I hope your gf reads this and leaves you cause you are so dumb, an expert is a cosmetic surgeon, dumb ass.
Shouldn’t your gf already have all this nailed down if her surgery is in the next month?
BC has a sh*t smelling rat nose. lol
Who ever the girl in these photos is, she’s drop dead gorgeous!!!! Anyone know who she is???
she’s not even going up a full cup size? waste of money and time. good god.
Nik. I know this girl, fucked her last night. She told me she is was single.
whats her name??
Here’s what ya tell her, penis not diamonds is a girls best friend.
Does ur gf starve herself? Seriously? Cuz thats anorexic for that height . I know cuz im the same height and they said at 110 I was unhealthy weight!!! Use the money towards helping her gain weight not boobs!!!
Anorexia is a mental illness. Being underweight does not automatically mean that she’s anorexic.
We all know men ALWAYS underestimate women’s weights by at least 15 lbs.
You better get a ring on her finger before the +2′s, other wise you can kiss her sweet *ss goodbye, trust me I know from experience.
Staci cole is her name she has kids with that bald dude lol.
Don’t let your beloved get implants if her ONLY option is saline. In the U.S. you have to be 22 to get silicone. I personally have Naturale Brand gummy bear silicone implants, under the muscles, and since they are so soft and realistic feeling, along with my pectoral muscle and original boob over it, even FEMALES can’t tell I’ve had them done. My scar is in the crease of my underboob and completely hidden, and no, the scars are not double the length because the implant is prefilled-it’s exactly two inches long 6 months later. They bounce and I have NO refund gap at all! If she gets saline you will see the ripples on the side when you do doggy-style, and you can FEEL the actual nozzle on the implant where they fill it up. And do real boobs feel like water (saline) in bags? No, silicone is a cohesive gel now, meaning it can’t leak, you can cut it in half and it’s just two seperate pieces. Saline sucks and are for girls who are seriously lopsided and need two different amounts of cc’s. At 5’7″ she should get between 500-600 cc’s. I’m 5’2″ and have 400 cc’s and they look so real and match my little bubble butt to a “T”. Don’t let her go too big, you don’t want your kids to be embarrassed to go to the beach with mommy or everyone assume she was/is a stripper her whole life. I hope she holds out for both your guy’s sake. Saline is $5,000 and mine were $8,000. You get what you pay for! Good luck!
She’s HOOOT. I can’t stand fake racks. Who wants rock hard implants?? Just the fact that a woman feels the need to go under the knife to “enhance” her breast size as if that’s going to make her more “desireable?” Come on now.. Most of the hooks that have implants are lacking SOMETHING and it’s NOT just breasts. They’re insecure, uneducated, and hopeless. Unless your girl gets tittay cancer and has them chopped off, I’d stick to natural ANY day.
The only way you can get silicone is under the fold of the breast. Any other way is a hack job.
Blonde hair and big boobs are so 1990′s
Why does everyone continue to post pictures of Staci? GROW UP PEOPLE! She has a name & it’s not Brock’s chick.
She is mom, a wife, a daughter and a friend, she is actually my personal friend.
Nik- considering you know her personally too, why do you let ignorant, little boys still post pictures of her? This post has nothing to do with Staci- it has to do with a poor excuse of a man that has to go to a social network site to get advice on something that isn’t even his decision. If she has to get advice from thedirty.com on what type of implants or what doctor she should go to, then she isn’t ready to have this procedure done. I hope this was your doing & not hers. Unless you plan on spending the rest of your life with this girl who is under the age of 21, why even put her personal choice for plastic surgery out there?
I hope your girlfriend finds out that you did this and dumps your pathetic ass.