What Goes Around Goes Around And Around

May 4, 2012 Portland 3 6,040 Views

What Goes Around Goes Around and Around...

What Goes Around Goes Around and Around...

What Goes Around Goes Around and Around...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does anyone really want the gift that keeps on giving? Sounds like a real drag if you ask me. Well, if any of you P-town gals would like to get some genital drd, Damien Rand is the guy for you! Yes, this is no joke. This dirty sh*t bag is a sad excuse for a grown man. With two children that were taken away by his ex, and a lovely drinking habit. Please someone give this jerk some parenting tips! You can hardly call yourself a parent when you only attempt to see your kids once every several months (key word is “attempt”) while skipping their birthdays and Christmas with them. It is no wonder that woman left him. Damien thinks he is the sh*t, and will use and abuse you if you have any decency at all. Remember that no good deed goes unpunished. He likes to frequent many Portland bars and clubs, and will likely be completely sh*t faced if you ever come across him. He would like to think that he is an intelligent individual, but often fails to think about simple things. He is also completely incapable of saying whatever he is really thinking, which is likely the reason that he lies to virtually everyone. Not someone that you could trust. He likes to mooch off people. Do not be surprised if he asks to borrow money and never gives it back. A complete player, Damien will likely be trying to sleep around and will also spread his disease in the process. He is always someone who takes and never gives, but he will definitely give you one gift that you won’t be able to dump at Goodwill when you are done with is. Herpes is not something you can avoid spreading even with proper precautions. Tell your friends and family to be on the look out for this man-wh*re! Portland’s finest…what else can I say? This loser is not someone you want to get involved with. He spent all his income on alcohol, weed, and gambling and had to live in his car for a month. Now he and his friend (who is a guy) are sharing a one bedroom apartment. Girls, for the goodness of society, watch out for this idiot.

So that means he’s standing on his buddies bed side table showing off his +2′s.  I can only imagine all the gay ways going down in that apartment.- nik