You Can’t Choose Your Parents

May 9, 2012 Sacramento, The Dirty 62 7,967 Views

You can't choose your parents....


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the perfect example of why fat teenage girls shouldn’t have kids. I blame MTV’s 16 and pregnant. Ashley Johnson, she actually lives in Nebraska but she visits Orangevale, is lacking common sense in the “parenting” department. She doesn’t know who her baby’s dad is, and I’m curious as to whom would ACTUALLY have sex with this land-beast in the first place. She has giant flap jack t*tties and puts her kid in a cage (at least she put some food and water in there). CPS should take a look at some of these pics! She gives her toddler MONSTER energy drinks for cryin’ out loud! It’s absolutely horrifying, almost as horrifying as seeing the Grand Canyon located on her chest. This poor kid is adorable and he’s stuck with this unfit braindead whale. Somebody call Steve Wilkos so he can throw a chair and tell her fat ass what’s up!

Sacramento is the armpit of California, a place where people should not pro-create.- nik