Your Type Of Girl
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova. She’s known as the “human Barbie doll’. She’s undergone a ton of plastic surgery. Her figure is exactly what you like. Thin with good inner thigh gap, long blonde hair, blue eyes, +2′s… So would you with this plastic Barbie?
Answer: If I was in Ukraine on business and met her at the bar… a couple vodka shots later I could see myself penetrating her. In America I can’t see myself pulling the trigger. I’m not good with home court advantage.
First pic is deff photoshopped…
She needs a tan. And no, not at all hot. Just…weird looking.
I’m sorry, she’s disgusting looking.
Get the f*ck over this chick. This is like the second post in a couple days. Shes got daddy issues, and strives for “perfection” so she wants to be barbie. Blech. Get over it. Nobody wants a mannequin unless you are unlovable yourself.
gross a person you can tell that has never or will never have any other concern than appearance, have fun with the upkeep you do look nice once you get past the to thin with huge boobs as big as your head and a delicate little nose, hope it never breaks and you can’t fix it
Capital NO. Person like this has so many voices in their head you’ll end up with a knife in your back and your balls in a fire pit. F*cking crazy doesn’t even begin to define a person like this. She’ll kill herself because of her own self judgment in 2 years. Again, NO.
She looks like a bratz doll more than barbie. #1 issue I have is there are no pics of her smile with her teeth. That raises some red flags.
She is way too thin, gross.
You’re way too fat, gross.
she doesn´t have any legs. her torso is way too small for those tits. her tits look retarded. how can you get tits that big when you have the body of a 5 year old. c´mon get real. nik you have got to be kidding me. you have no good taste AT ALL. whatever nik says is beautiful or hot…just take it as it being the opposite of what he said.
nik, ure sucha retard.
when i saw this a couple days ago on my fb wall i knew it was gonna be on thedirty.com. nik i approve
Its all photoshop..Dirty Celeb ET exposed her on her blog
http://www.kissies.se/
its the first post
pretty hot
This is a doll. Check thechive.com for proof. Kill the myth of this crap.
Nik-you are slipping as her boobs are not even close to level
The leftie is higher than the rightie in all pix
…& your wife would be okay with this? Way to blurt out that you would cheat on your wife if a girl you find attractive would give you the time of day & your wife wasn’t around. I just lost so much respect for you. Shayne made a mistake having a child with you ’cause she clearly shouldn’t trust you.
Get over yourself. Shayne had no problem with the site, or the money until.. what.. now? Word on the street is his bark is worse than his bite and she treats him like shit. I hope he signed a pre nup.
“Get over yourself.”
Um, didn’t realize I was acting like I thought I was God’s gift to Earth by having an issue with him pretty much bragging about how he would totally cheat on his wife with this girl. His wife could READ THIS. If he was MY husband, that would be grounds for divorce right there, talking about cheating on me given the chance.
So what if she treats him like shit? He is an asshole who has no problem disrespecting women. Sure, he’s against hitting them, but their worth is based solely on how they look. They are an object of sexual pleasure to him. I’d get pretty sick of that shit, too, if I had to put up with it on a daily basis.
If these are unphotoshopped images then I will be the first to say…just like Rule #34 that if there isn’t already…a dungeon to keep her as a sex slave has already…or soon will be in development
nik you should not promote rape to your dumb readers. women never get over that- it haunts them forever -nerves dont forget have- some morals please
Nik try as hard as you like player! ( wannabe ) you couldn’t get your greg with in six feet of this girl!
woah mann
That doesn’t even look real.
Best comment ever read after my morning bowl smoke. Congrats nik
I’ll bet a small fortune she can’t f*ck to save her life.
She’s beautiful.. Bitches stop hating. Jealousy is ugly
id love to ram my monster up her tight little buns, then i d let her growl on my monster for a few hours…. mmmm shes yummy and would look hotter with my goo all over her face.
Home court lol in other words; shayne would hood stomp you both if she caught you.
This looks like an ALIEN. Two nice stomach photoshopped to crap. I wish people would educate themselves about photoshop so they can see the truth. Her nose is WAY WAY TOO SKINNY ITS VERY UGLY. EYES ARE ON THE SURFACE WHICH IS HOT AND LOOKS THE SAME WITH AND WITHOU MAKEUP JUST ENHANCED LIKE ON THE TOP RIGHT BUT THEY LOOK UGLY ON THE MIDDLE. HER HAIR HAS VERY STRAGGLY EXTENSIONS SO WHAT IF THEY RIP OUT DURING S*X. HER BOOBS ARE WAY TOO FAR FROM HER SHOULDERS AND SHE LOOKS SOOOOOO STARVED FOR HER HEIGHT!!!! SHE TRULY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.
Plaeisng to find someone who can think like that