THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tried curly hair…..didn’t work. You thought I had a nose job. I have not had any surgery, so do my eyes have any redeeming qualities??? I won’t complain, I love the fact that you have high standards……just trying to reach them!!
You have a long way to go because your face looks very handsome. Eyes are quality though.- nik
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You’re older than my usuals. But I’d love to whip your sorry ass into something more presentable.
Tori Spelling? Is that you?
Lady u really need to do the make up much softer…u would amazing if u went lighter on the eyes!!!
Switch to clear gloss, less severe eyebrows, and countour your face. Major difference will be made.
For a tranny you’re not bad.
May be bad lighting but you remind me of a grouper.
Visine was made for a purpose — friggin’ use it! Your eyes ae GROSS!
You haven’t had any plastic surgery????? What the hell happened to your lips then?
Is that Michael Monroe from Hanoi Rocks?
Your fish lips look horrible. Go easy on the lip plumper because it makes you look like a tranny. I envy your eyebrows and your nose (if it is actually real) but that’s it. Are you stoned in this pic? I have nicer eyes thank god
This is a guy … right?
THAT IS A MAN.
Let’s see what her body looks like before we judge fellas.
looks like the adams apple was photo shopped out. it’s blurry in the neck area.
Or she’s just trying to get rid of wrinkles or the turkey neck.
Two self posts on the dirty = midlife crisis.
WEAK SAUCE!
Looks like a dude\horse!!!
Definitely baked…
Are you stoned? My eyes only look like that when I have been baking all night. Soo… I supposed being an undercover would allow for use of drugs?
You are so worried about the high standards? Seriously then first of all you should admit you are a dude, lay off the nasty ass lip plumper and for god sakes use visine for your half baked eyes. Wow you are trying to impress people but the pictures get nastier as you post them. Give up on you haggard ass looks and seek a therapist I think it will do you good