DC’s Fakest Promoter Douchebag



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This David Tristan Coombs. He is a failed promoter in the DC area who lives with his parents in Montgomery County Maryland. He says he works for multiple Companies who throw EDM parties in the city but the reality is that he just hands out flyers for for them for free just so he can brag about working for them. When he’s not being an attention wh*re or trying to get pictures with DJ’s, he’s having nervous breakdowns on Facebook. His most recent Facebook meltdown is him being pissed about a girl name Maris he was stalking for 6 months who had a boyfriend and was just using him for guest passes. After she broke up with her boyfriend, she still told him to piss off. What his bug eyes failed to realize is that she just turned 17. Another girl who went on a first “date” with him said he took her out into the woods where he made a candlelit shrine, cooked chicken, and demanded she sit in the middle of it (picture enclosed). What sociopath does that? Nik, Please rid our city of the douchebag.
The devil worshipping sacrifice pictures didn’t upload, please resubmit them.- nik










Skrillex is terrible
YOU people make me sick.
Ripping on this fine talent.
Just look at the last image and note the excitement and pride on that fans faces, it Say’s it all.
$557.00 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I that your rent money?
What a douche!
i usually take out the small bills when flashing cash.
Haven’t the negro brothers taught you anything?
Bury the small bills deep if you are a colored guy and just let the big ones show (Fives)
That guy is holding a whole $497
People need to stop taking pictures with small money sums. Make them appear as though that is as much as they are worth.
He’s definitely for the gays. Middle pic is more homosexual than the village people.
497… i make more than that and i work in fast food at the bottom of the food chain
he definitely made fake passes to this years starscape festival, and used them to get backstage, where once he was found out, he was forcibly removed from the backstage area, stripped of his fake passes, and proceeded to actually cry. in front of people.
thank god this loser is finally being put on blast. he met my friend one day at hollister (where she worked), and by that night he told her he loved her. He continued calling/texting her, crying about why she would be with him. Oh I forgot to mention she was only 17, and I’m pretty sure Maris is 16.
Patheticcc
i hear this boy ate a unicorn
this guy ran around big dub into every single campsite trying to sell fake $25 “super rolls”. as soon as someone mentioned testing one, he ran for the hills never to be seen again.
the person in the last pic with him looks like a man in drag