Dead Beat Dad



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rob Birch, i thought he had a gf so i did’nt hook up with him when he started hitting on me on facebook, he told me he didn’t so after he begged me to have sex with him so i did, now I’m pregnant and he started ignoring my calls. Then I found out he lied and does have a gf. Make him take responsibilities for his child.
That’s all a guys gotta do to stick it in eh, beg a little. O’ Canada.- nik









clap clap clap. thats what he gave me.
Are you serious? What kind of dumb slut gives into sex when they are begged? I think you should put yourself on this site as well skank!
I was thinking the same and SHE WROTE IT… Sterilization Program (or at least give her lawn darts). Nik do us a favour, post the dumb waste of space that posted this.
I smell a self post from Rob, fresh tats ppl on facebook don’t care, The Dirty will! Viva La Dirty
this is so true! she made herself look bad by posting this. Not only this, but you can take one look at the guy and know he is not the “honest” type – he looks like a pig – this girl is an idiot and deserves everything she gets. this guy is a gross waste of organs -
this guy cheats on his girl and has said that he wants a piece of ass on the side can you believe he convinced his girlfriend that hes a vet yet all he does is sit on his ass getting welfare and selling his mommys pills oh and let not forget ripping off walmart
He lived with his ex natasha and his girlfriend didnt even know cuz she would trip and he loves her sooo much
Him and his buddy do the exact same! That hoe Natasha Bolton is now with his buddy, but they sleep with women and spread DRD! Get away from ROB BIRCH and KAINE MACKEY. They’re both dead beat dads, and steal money aswell! Beware chickas
Apparently ppl posting this really don’t know any of these people well. a) I know natasha – she didn’t date rob, they were just good friends, she’s the one that set him up with his current gf
B) she’s also single… Hoe-I think not. She’s a sweet girl
C) wow ppl have nothing better to do then waste thier time writing smut? This group of ppl know who is writing this… It’s quite obvious. Guys…. Ever heard of Defamation of character? Oh that’s right is that to big a word? Perhaps you should google it.
NATASHA IS A HOE! AND WHOEVER SAID THEY DIDNT DATE IS MESSED HE GOES AROUND BRAGGING THAT HE FUCKED HIS ROOMATE WHILE SHE WAS WITH KAINE! SAYING EVEN THOUGH KAINE HAS A BIG DICK HES STILL FUCKING HER WHILE HE WAS WITH HIS NEW GIRL AND SHE WAS WITH HER DUMB ASS GOOF BOYFRIEND! THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE BOYS YET THEY’RE BOTH FUCKIN THE SAME CHICK!
He is just another welfare bum abusing the system.
Learn to appreciate your girlfriend, get real employment, take care of her, respect her.
If you dont, a real man will.
If this is true then that is super messed. his girlfriend is one of the sweetest girls i have ever met and she deserves so much better than that. i hope this is a lie because he cant even take of himself let alone another human being. the last thing you want him to do is be in the childs life. hell go trap somebody else. because getting anything from him that doesnt benefit him will be nearly impossible.
“Billie Jean is not my lover, she just a girl who’s says I am the one … the kid is not my son ”
Who the f*ck do you do think you are Billie Jean bitch.. the kid ain’t mine !
YO MAN PROPS ON HAVIN A KID AND NOT RAISING IT FUCK BABIES IM ALL FOR ABORTION SPEICALLY WITH FAT HOES. YOU DONT WANT YOUR BABY LOOKIN LIKE SHREK.
WHITE POWER BROTHER!!!!
Hahaha I think I just see this guy walking down the street Lool!! Take care of ur kid and if u think it’s not yours wait until its born and get DNA b4 u talk ur shit!!!
LOL First all this can’t be true for one reason only. That guy is sexxxi as fuck and I Doubt he would have to BEG any body for sex…he can be my bady daddy!!!
that guy is legit fugly and obese. look at his pictures like why would anybody even want to touch him. i bet he did beg, probably got down on his knees like a little bitch, he looks like he sucks dick too. i hate dead beat dads. how many people have said they had his kid now and he denied every single one. this girl hes with probably doesnt even know how many babies he has that he hasnt even met or even cares too.
went to get a tat from this girl and he came in,
i didnt know if he was looking at me or her because his eyes go in 2 different directions.
well ive met this girl aswell when he was around. she was one clown short from a circus calling herself a tattoo artist. and i know this guy has some dignity even tho if anything you have said is true cuz i heard that this girl tried to lure him into her room with a chicken wing up her cunt and he started crying like a bitch out of fear. so props to dead beat dad for not taking the bait and begging for the wings! i also came to realise that when this “GIRL” that i would call shamu or chubbah…has sex, its pretty relative to a few senses of the human being towards the same act of a washing machine going bat shit crazy, however one sense was left out, smell…for it sure as hell didnt smell like clean laundry…more so like rotting fish and cottage cheese.
that tells you ,,,who is writhing all thats bullshit about rob birch,,, sara appleton why dont you get a live stop lying about this guy jealousy wont get you anywhere YOUR SUCH A BIG FAT UGLY PIG that as to tattoo guys for free so you can get laid …..what a dirty hoe you r
It’s nice to know my son is famous. Rob stay away from the fat ones, the ugly ones, and the one’s who look like Sarah Appleton. It’s so sad to know that these people are talking shit just cause you wouldn’t give them a piece of your dick. We all know you posted this Sarah Appleton, do yourself a favour and go in the corner and resume cutting yourself; that’s what you do best! And by the way, the girl that is posting regarding him being a dead beat dad…. i happen to know the girl that you think he’s the baby’s daddy of except she’s NOT pregnant so tell me how he could possibly be a dead beat dad… i thought you had to have kids to be a dead beat dad?! Ps. He’s with a real woman now… you’re all just haters…. awww sucks to be jealous doesn’t it!
It’s nice to know my son is famous. Rob stay away from the fat ones, the ugly ones, and the one’s who look like Sarah Appleton. It’s so sad to know that these people are talking shit just cause you wouldn’t give them a piece of your dick. We all know you posted this Sarah Appleton, do yourself a favour and go in the corner and resume cutting yourself; that’s what you do best! And by the way, the girl that is posting regarding him being a dead beat dad…. i happen to know the girl that you think he’s the baby’s daddy of except she’s NOT pregnant so tell me how he could possibly be a dead beat dad… i thought you had to have kids to be a dead beat dad?! Ps. He’s with a real woman now… you’re all just haters…. awww sucks to be jealous doesn’t it!
Rob’s mom the biggest hoe in town , she sleeps with dudes that steal buses
i also needed to mention something in regards to tattooing, what artist would tattoo 11 year olds, in her own house, which also everyone…big notice! no sanitation was ever taken into consideration by this grease hoarder of a retard with a tattoo gun…DONT GIVE RETARDS GUNS OF ANY SORTS!!!! ITS THE LAW!.
damn he fine!
thats so funny all those fat ugly girls writing all this shit about him have nothing better to do with them self ohhh ya one really really fat one likes to cut herself for attention ….the other 2 are muff divers ,,,that should tell you what thoses nasty dirty bitches r all about WAKE UP
rob and i still see eachother and its none of you losers business and he doesnt sell pill he parachute’s them!!!
Wow Sarah or Cyndel
If you are going to post shit under my name can you at least do a spell check???
You ladies are really something special. I did nothing to any of you to deserve the slander that is going on here.
Yes I do talk to Rob and his GF still cause they are what you actually call friends.
This is the first time either of us have written anything, and i can say to my knowledge neither of us wrote this or did this.
I actually thought you wrote it to be honest.
Just because somebody has something rude to say about Rob does not mean we should be the first to be blamed.
I informed Rob of this website as soon as i was informed of it because at first i believed it was true and didn’t think Steph deserved what this post was stating,
The only reason i am commenting on this now is because of an Angry voice mail I received from Robs mother.
Natasha,
you’re just some low-life fat ass hoe.
Shut your mouth before someone else sticks there dirty DRD c*ck in it.
NIck
im rob birch mother ,,,,
this crap that everyone is writhing about my son is not true…
his not a father im not a grandmother the people that wrote all this comments r liers,, please remove all of this off your web site my son his getting married has a good job , he doesnt need this and i dont appreciate people saying things that r not the truth,
and maybe some people should get the real facts before the publish crap about other people
thank you
mother
lolololololol at robs crack head mom trying to defend him with her lack of intelligence.
good job hahaha. oh yeah welfare pays the big bucks. so does returning things to walmart and selling things that his mom trades pills for. lets see first one to call crime stoppers wins the race. its funny that the only people defending him is his mom. aww big baby cant fight his own battles. funny thing is Sara didnt write this your all just to retarded to see who else hates you. go through your phone there buddy and figure out who it is. we all know you cheat on Steph you admitted it yourself. you really going to run and tell your mommy every time you get your dick wet. even the things that she is self concious about you laugh at behind her back which is the farthest thing from cool. and about Natasha i dont know if they dated but he said she sucks good dick but he wont fuck her cuz of all her extra vagina skin and that she wanted to be with him but he said no. he also still talks to whoever “the stripper” is and said not to let steph know because she will trip. you run your mouth about everybody and the mom thats defending you is she the same one who you make fun of for being married to a guy your age who you had to drag to Ottawa to get her off drugs. who keeps her dogs locked in the dirtiest house you have ever seen with her father in law because she cant afford her own place because she has bad credit and fucked yours while she was on drugs. lets see how the spca feels about vicious corsos at 211 Loretta or the ones without papers at 224 Woodfield you talk so high about how well kane is trained when your ex is the one who trained him the same ex you post pics of sucking your dick on fetlife so before you lower class losers want to run your mouth about Sarah Appleton you better take a look in the mirror. and remember who your landlord is still listed as for welfare. considering you cant afford to pay your rent and your mom had to borrow money and pay it late and you blamed people moving out on you when your the one who kicked them out. if Sarahs tattooing 11 year olds they must be the same ones that rob has been trying to get it in with. i have proof that age aint nothing but a number for this diddler.
Is there a specific reason why you felt it was okay or appropriate to post peoples addresses on a website like this? Regardless of how you feel about Rob or his mother, posting their addresses is wrong and just as bad as everything Rob/mother allegedly has or hasn’t done or whatever. Shut your dumb mouth up. Oh by the way, anyone who blasts people here and hide behind “Anonymous” or “you.have.been.put.on.blast.” or doesn’t confess to posting this bullshit is just a coward.
Have a wondrous day asshole.
another douche bag from Cornhole
:-O
ahahah bobbert!!! as if yer on here buddy… that sucks lol
i know robert… and he is a very nice young man.. perhaps with a few flaws but who doesnt have there flaws. this post was clearly made by someome who was very upset and another person who posted his address took it wayyy too far. he’s a good guy… and it takes two to tango.. disgusting that you didnt use condoms or something the first time that you ever slept with him. there free at the clinic or any doctors office. FREE.. pregnancy.. not so much. P.S- i shall one day steal his dog! its sooo effin cute!
Robs a pretty nice guy but he is kind of dumb and lies through his teeth and can’t make an honest living for himself . Doesn’t make him a horrible person just needs to grow up a little and become a proper parent
to all the dumb bithches that like yo talk shit about rob ….well im suppose to be the one that is caring his baby WELL IM NOT PREGNANT so bithches stop making up stories and get the story right stop been jealous ,,, IM THE girl he was dating and his roommate sarah was so jealous she would call his mother and tell her to call rob so he would leave my house to go to her,,,whats so funny about all this he never left POOR JEALOUS PORKY ROOMMATE….HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dear girl who thinks this post is about her,
this post is not about you, somebody else has this issue with Robert. He is Putting the blame on somebody who had feelings for him (his old roomate) because he knows she will take it. Robert needs to take responsibility for what he has done. The girl who posted this does not know any of his old roomates, does not know his mom, does not know his girlfriend. I know this for a fact because sadly i know her. She is 18 of course she put this on this website. She is 18 and going to be a single mom because of a mistake she made with a guy she met on facebook.
shes actually 17, doesnt turn 18 until later this year.
What is this dumb c*nts name then, there’s no proof she even exist, this story just keeps getting more and more fabricated, I know this dude and he wouldn’t stick his dick in anything under 24yrs old so If this is true i know he would take care of his responsibilities, so just stop making shit up and get a life like for realz, It sounds like someone just trying to start shit because maybe he wouldn’t throw you his dick.
it doesnt matter what anybody believes Rob knows what he did and he is the one who has to live with the guilt knowing that he really messed up this time. if you were his age cheated on your girlfriend and got a teenager pregnant would you want people to know about it.
well the people that are most important in all this bull shit knows the truth and all the rest of you are just sheep, Karma is a bitch!!! hahaha
I guess everyone sticking up for him isn’t that important if they don’t know the truth. You need to just admit your lies because when this goes to court and your family/friends/girlfried all find out the truth your going to look like the biggest asshole. You made a mistake everyone does but this child is going to be brought into this world partially because of you and you won’t even own up to it.
this is just so sad rob. grow up.
i met this guy on Fb. he messaged me nonstop and tried to meet up. he started off really sweet n chill so i gave him my number ti text qnd hangout. he kept sendibg me pics of his pqthetic excuse for a dick. bragged on about how he f*cked his roomate,and how she was a true whore. used to brag on wbout being a big man, and how they lived in ottawa so mommy could escape her crack addiction, but if i ever wanted perks or oxys hes got them. his dogd are soo important to him,but he never says anything more. tries to boost himself to be some big man, when hes still just a sad little boy. its sad that the only ones speaking up for him are his mommy and a few sluts. if he was such a great guy , then why was he posted? either way he seems pathetic. a scared little boy who hides behind his mommy. pathetic like that is a learned behaviour. baby or no baby. hes posted on a site that you can expect the review not to be pleasant. and his old roomate..tasha..getting all mad and pointing fingers just like the rest of the freakshow. haha. she should be posted on here as well, from everything said about her, alls you have to do is bat an eyelash at her and her legs spread. Haha stay classy Ottawa
he must have blocked my number, now my call wont even go through. just so you know its a girl.
i know for a fact he has an issue with sleeping with teenagers. he has even lied about his age said he was younger a few times even, but this Rob is a whole new low for you!
why is every1 talkin trash about dolly for her work aint that bad she jus works from home so bad lines blotchy colors an never doin ur tat when she says she will is kinda what u get plus shes young to she dont know how to run any kind of busines but she aint in love with u or any of that shit so rob ur a dumb fck
I feel so bad for his girlfriend. Does she know? If not the girl he slept with should try to get in touch with her, to let her know.
Someone should seriously put dolly on here. Enough people have shit to say about her. Not that rob isn’t a low life loser but they’re both scum buckets and should hook up and leave his girl for someone who can take care of her his welfare check aint doing it
Hahahahaha this is to good. This guys a sleeze. His mom should be posted on here too. She saw this post and shaped and started harassing people that know the girl and his old roommates. Even tried to blame this site for rob not paying his rent. Talk about pathetic. Can’t Take care of his dogs. Probably. Good he’s not involved. With the baby. It would turnout just as trailer for trash as he is..talk about a pathetic family. Crackheads. And welfare cases. And that. Natasha girl. She’s just as nasty. All the girls in that house were. But nothing as disgusting. As rob and natasha.herpes is a nasty thing
post dolly on here then dumb ass. so people can defend her other than her mom and people she made up, her tattoos arnt the best but shes not out there screwing teenagers and running away thats all rob. natasha deserves to be on here too thats a give in. bitch thinks you loose a bunch of weight and automatically start screwing anything with a dick. even if they dont have a dick she probably rubs up against where a dick should be.
Theres alot of comments about the girlfriend, has anyone told her? She deserves to know who she is dating, and deserves the truth. The girl that this guy cheated on her with should at least make that effort…and if the guys reading this you should make that effort too.
she has been informed im pretty sure she didnt believe it. because she is obviously blinded by robs lies.
I just wanted to say that I know this guy. I farted on his pillow and gave him pink eye one day. After that inccident we became good friends. Let this guy be. Don’t be mad at him, be mad at his mother for not swallowing the load… True dat sonz. Just remember one thing, fat girls need loving too. A large pizza alone won’t please them which is why they claim their always pregnant after the first encounter. I heard that thos guy fathered Honey Boo Boo.
I am the real Honey Boo Boo’s father. For your information BigDawg it took me an XL pizza to knock her up!
LMFAO!!! this chick is pathetic… being mad at someone else because you opened your legs and got knocked up by a guy who doesn’t give a s*** about you seems to be somewhat illogical…. & seriously?? Condoms!! why the f*** don’t people use that s*** anymore
It is really crazy what google pulls up on someone. You can then track peoples names and browse there life without even meeting them I wonder if anyone knows that the world can see this and if you have children and this is still there if they want to google there parents that they will see it all. I am appalled about the bullying and negativeity someone can have towards another person. however i doubt anyone has actually said any of there things face to face. The targets are Rob and Natasha, and also sarah and kaine. Can’t these people just try and change their lives for the better. we should be boosting them with positives in hopes they can change and become better people. why does cyber bullying have to happen it’s forever people.
I stumbled upon this page when I did a search for Kaine Mackey. I see his name mentioned a few times. Can anyone tell me more about this guy? He claims to be from Ottawa, living in Guelph now.
Too Late…He got me. Met Kaine Mackey on Plenty of Fish. He was a sweet talker, had an answer or excuse for everythng Drained my bank account, wrote me a fraudulent cheque, and I havn’t seen him since.. He told me that the the charge for theft under $5,000 is nothing, and I’ll have to go to small claims court so I shouldn’t go to the police because it’ll be a waste of my time He also brags about having a high roller Uncle whos a well known Lawyer. And a dad (step) who owns a construction company that built Atlantis.So why does he need to steal from single mothers? I’ve also discovered he has owned a tatoo shop called Needlez that was shut down due to uncleanliness. No Sterilization machines were not found. All patrons were asked to have hiv and hep c tests. He was running another place under the same name in Guelph. Had I been wiser, not so blinded, this never would have happened. Ladies BEWARE. He has multiple Dating site names. Tall irish boy, Tall and Handsome, are just 2 of them, Do not let this guys charm get to you.
Too Late…He got me. Met Kaine Mackey on Plenty of Fish. He was a sweet talker, had an answer or excuse for everythng Drained my bank account, wrote me a fraudulent cheque, and I havn’t seen him since.. He told me that the the charge for theft under $5,000 is nothing, and I’ll have to go to small claims court so I shouldn’t go to the police because it’ll be a waste of my time He also brags about having a high roller Uncle whos a well known Lawyer. And a dad (step) who owns a construction company that built the Atlantis resort. So why does he take money from single mothers? Because he is slime. He is a smooth talker, full of excuses and has an answer to everything. He also owned a tattoo parlour called Needlez….it was shut down due to unsanitary conditions and no sterilization system was found. All clients were asked to get hep c and hiv tests done. He also ran another shop with the same name in Guelph.Ladies BEWARE, this man is smooth, cute and not to be trusted. He has many different names on dating sites. “tall and handsome” and “Tall irish boy” are 2 of them.
Your baby is beautiful rob. Not sure if someone has shown you a picture or not. Ive tried to get ahold of you but youve either changed your number or blocked me. Im not sure ive deserved what life has given me. Only after a short while I have learned how hard being a single mom is but every time I look at Nevaeh I know that even though she has a dead beat dad who refuses to acknowledge her existence I will love her enough for 2 parents. So I hope your life is fulfilled.