THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tracy Stanford. She’s a professional golfer. My friend dated her for awhile and apparently she cheated on my buddy with a couple guys. It totally crushed the guy. I just don’t see the attraction… not even if I douse my eyes with bleach. What do you think Nik? Am I too harsh?
Eli Manning golfs?- nik
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OP, are you an idiot? “I just don’t see the attraction…not even if I douse my eyes with bleach” makes no sense whatsoever.
actually it does…. my dousing his eyes his vision would be greatly obstructed (if not completely gone) therefore he would be unable to see this beast.
The way you just explained it makes sense, but it has nothing to do with how the post worded it, OP was obviously going for a different witty meaning. If the OP wanted to word it with your explanation, it should have been “I can’t unsee the ugly…even if I douse my eyes with bleach”. Or “I just can’t see the attraction…even if I use a magnifying glass” or something cheesy like that.
heck I aint shy, even the fyglies need it once in a while…so yea i would do her.
Omg! Seriously eli manning was the first thing that popped into my head!
Women who golf are always ugly as fuck.
nik, i almost DIED from laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eli manning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!f’ing CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha i immediately thought eli manning when i saw the pic, good call nik.
I have actually met Tracy at a proam and not only is she hot but she was super cool. The picture doesn’t do her justice as all of us would look like asses if a picture was taken of us focusing during a competitive sport. I pitty the loser who has so much time to be on these pathetic websites to write somethign so cruel. I am on here because someone told me that something was written about Tracy. I can’t imagine the type of person who would write something mean about someone they have never met. I pray that you never have kids so that you don’t raise mean losers like yourselves. I am guessing you get paid a minimum wage or hourly wage job with no college degree and your parents are super proud with how you turned out. Send them this link of you being a jerk and that will really boost their confidence. You should really look in the mirror, work on not being so curel and harsh and get your lazy asses off mean websites.
The Dirty Army:
You seem jealous? Wonder why? Oh right – She fucked your boyfriend when you two were together and he told Tracy that when he fucks you he has to paper bag you and make you face away from him because he can’t stand your car wreck of a face.
#hewouldratherfuckELIthanpaperbagyou #justsayin
dude, regardless what everyone says, this is the definition of UGLY.