I’m Starting To Feel Bad For Canary

June 21, 2012 Canary, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Canary is starting to wake up and realizing that she is 6 years past her prime and the only “date” she can get is the guys who are paying to sleep with her.  It is sad at the end of the day, she could have had any man she wanted when she was young, but now beat, used up and ugly… seems like no one can take her serious. Let this be a lesson to all you young girls trying to make it in life.  Don’t be the next Canary and wonder why you will die alone and single.

Girls know your window. Nothing lasts, not even plastic. We all die alone ladies so at least die on someone else’s dime.- nik