THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is this girl Macy, she reminds me of a horse. She has more gums in her mouth than a candy store. She looks for attention ANYWHERE she can get it and i mean ANYWHERE. She constantly is out on the hunt looking for a new man even if she has one. Once she messes it up or gets caught cheating she lies about it because she wants everyone to know her as the “sweet girl” TRUST me, she is NOT sweet. She doesn’t eat by the way and when she does. She throws it up so she can stay small to model. That’s cute, right?
Flexibility doesn’t win you any points when you’re boney, it feels like your sword fighting.- nik