THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, teet Jared Cassel. This ugly loser prances around Portland like he’s the hottest thing that hit this planet. He recently dropped about 50 pounds and now he thinks he can get any guy that he wants! Pathetic! He also tends to add any random gay guy that he sees on Facebook. I am good friends with one of his exes and what he tells me is this.1) His mom is a huge drunk, his brother happens to be gay as well as his “closeted father.” 2) Like mother like son, I have seen him on many occasions at the bars being one huge embarrassment to himself, being sloppy and just plain disgusting. 3) He thinks he has awesome style, which he doesn’t. Anyone can notice he got all those ugly clothes at either H and M or some outlet store. I’m sorry to say this, but he will NEVER have the body to wear a tank top. 4) He dates the biggest losers Portland and the surrounding areas have ever seen, like Chase Person, a never will be! 4) Jared just tries too hard to fit in the with the gay community and he just needs to stop while he’s ahead. Somebody just needs to throw away this piece of junk like yesterdays garbage. One of his exes could at least shell out some money for liposuction, a nose job, hair removal and a stylist before he thinks he’s anything special.
He’ll start dressing up like a girl so more people will want his man meat. I decided.- nik