No One Likes You Jared
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, teet Jared Cassel. This ugly loser prances around Portland like he’s the hottest thing that hit this planet. He recently dropped about 50 pounds and now he thinks he can get any guy that he wants! Pathetic! He also tends to add any random gay guy that he sees on Facebook. I am good friends with one of his exes and what he tells me is this.1) His mom is a huge drunk, his brother happens to be gay as well as his “closeted father.” 2) Like mother like son, I have seen him on many occasions at the bars being one huge embarrassment to himself, being sloppy and just plain disgusting. 3) He thinks he has awesome style, which he doesn’t. Anyone can notice he got all those ugly clothes at either H and M or some outlet store. I’m sorry to say this, but he will NEVER have the body to wear a tank top. 4) He dates the biggest losers Portland and the surrounding areas have ever seen, like Chase Person, a never will be! 4) Jared just tries too hard to fit in the with the gay community and he just needs to stop while he’s ahead. Somebody just needs to throw away this piece of junk like yesterdays garbage. One of his exes could at least shell out some money for liposuction, a nose job, hair removal and a stylist before he thinks he’s anything special.
He’ll start dressing up like a girl so more people will want his man meat. I decided.- nik
This guy had a thing with one of my friends down in Eugene for a while. There was just something about him that I didn’t like. I heard he’s too needy and has a lot of issues. I am glad my broke whatever they had off.
*my friend
Don’t bring his mom, his brother or his dad into this, that’s just low, would you want some stranger insulting your family like that? Didn’t think so.
Whoever posted this is sorta right. Jared didn’t come out of the closet until about two years ago. He’s just trying to find himself. But yeah, he does try a little to hard to impress the gay crowd.
A few thoughts:
a. “I am good friends with one of his exes” and “He dates the biggest losers Portland” is hopefully an accidental contradiction because if it isn’t, you just called your friend a looser. Oopsies!
b. Bringing up familial issues really shows this person’s lack of compassion for another person. Nobody comes from perfection and if you knew Jared’s family, you would know that despite their struggles, they are really wonderful people who probably welcomed the said “ex” into their home.
c. There are so many losers in Portland calling somebody out for dating a few is calling the kettle black. We’ve all done it and regretted it. And since your friend is in that category according to you, it’s probably a good thing for Jared that it ended.
d. Jared is an awesome person who i’ve known since middle school. He works really hard and isn’t any different than any other 22-year-old gay man. Plus, let’s not pass judgement on people who are sloppy messes downtown because we’ve all been that sloppy mess before and were very grateful no one posted us on the dirty.
e. Though so many people point out the immaturity of posting other people on the dirty, let’s all take a moment to acknowledge how immature this specific post really is. Plus, if the person who posted this was truly happy with themselves, they would not worry about other people’s behavior. And if this person was close to Jared, they would care enough to talk to him in private about the issues they were having. Once again, this person clearly lacks compassion for others.
f. love you Jared!!
Well said!
Don’t hate y’all. Jared is good people and one of my good friends. You don’t need to talk shit like that, especially about his family. Jared, you are awesome! Don’t worry about this. I’ve had my business put on blast on here and I survived and so will you. Keep trekkin….
Ok, so he does get a little sloshy when he drinks, but Jared is a super good guy. He at least has the ambition and smarts to be a somebody.
Don’t hate y’all. Jared is good people and one of my good friends. It’s pretty dick to bring his family into this too. Not cool. Don’t worry, Jared. I’ve had my shit put on blast on here too and I survived and you will too. Keep trekkin yo
Jared is pretty much awesome. He’s halarious and truthful. Shure he speaks his mind more than most but he is lovable and an entertainment to be around. I’m not quite sure why someone decided to place the time and energy into saying he’s a huge embarrassment to himself. How are you to know what is embarrasing, maybe its just amazetastic! My vote is for Jared. -1 for whoever decided to burn this guy!
Who the hell do you think you are? You don’t like him, that’s fine; that’s your right.
1) There is no purpose of this post or website. All this is doing is being cruel and is untrue. 2) According to you, Jared goes out with losers. Then you just called your friend a loser. Good job moron. 3) why don’t you say this to Jared instead of being a coward.
Ha! Wow! First of all “he dates the biggest losers Portland and the surrounding areas have ever seen”…aka one of your close friends. To talk trash about an ex doesn’t speak well of his character or your character for that matter. Second of all who cares if his brother and dad are gay…unless you’re homophobic, which in that case who and where you’re hanging out may not be the best thing for you. Third, who hasn’t done stupid shit while drinking…take the stick out of your ass and live a little. Forth, kudos to Jared for losing 50lbs. For someone who has this much time to hate is only doing this to make themselves feel better, in this case I feel really bad for you that you have to hide behind these cowardly words. People will forget about this but you have to deal with the person you are everyday, quite sad. And the last time I checked what a person looks like on the outside only goes so far and you my friend have proven how you are on the inside. If I was a gay man I would tap that ass!
Jared’s mom may have taught him how to party but at least she didn’t raise him to be a BITCH like the person who wrote this.
The person who posted this obviously has a HUGE dick. Either way, it sounds like they’re too busy hanging out with their “loser” friends, not getting laid. BRB going to post a picture about someone I don’t know. SO KEWL RITE LOLOLOL???????
also, i know that guy in Eugene and let’s all remember that he was SKETCH AS FUCK and consistently verbally attacks Jared on facebook just for shits and giggles. the real asshole is that situation was the guy, not Jared. if he really didn’t care about Jared anymore, he wouldn’t comment on his facebook or text him anymore so Ashley, maybe you should re-evaluate your friendship.
Jared is the most awesome and amazing friend I know. Known him since 5th grade and I am so glad to have him in my life! He is hard-working, caring, witty and funny as hell! His family was my family when I needed it the most and should have their own tv show for how hilarious they all are. I love you Fam! Oh and don’t even get me started on his hot bod that he worked his ass off to get! I love this guy so much and I’m so glad he is smart and confident enough to not even take this to heart. I hope whatever immature, bitter queen who took the time to post this is pleased with himself. Enjoy it while you can cause Karma is a big ol’ bitch who can’t wait to meet ya!
Jared is amazing! And why don’t you take this up straight to his face instead of posting it on this website? What kind of loser does that? The kind that doesn’t have any guts. Also, attacking someone on their body…is something very young people do…GROW UP…and GROW A PAIR while you’re at it too.
To attack a persons family or their appearance is just terrible. No one should be treated like that. Jared is a nice guy who thinks of others first. I’m honored to know Jared and to call him my friend.
Jared is an an amazing person. I am greatful to call him a good friend. To bring in family issues and appreances is just poor form on your part. Jared, you have all your friends and family standing behind you.
WTF!!
whoever posted this is purely jealous and has way too much time on their hands. Jared is one of the most adorable, nicest, funniest fucking people i know. he is a good person and loved by many! his mom is not a drunk, she is an awesome stoner lol. people need to learn to not talk about what they don’t know. jared is awesome and it’s sad that you are intimidated by him. and who cares if his brother is gay. IRRELEVANT.
I have known Jared for a long time and I am really proud to call him my friend. If you’re going off what his ex said about him, I would realllly love to hear what your exes have said about you and the make incredibly biased judgments off of that. Sounds great.
Congrats on losing 50 pounds Jared, you look incredible, and self confidence is nothing to be ashamed of.
I’m glad him and Chase are done. Chase was way to girly for my Jerad. Jerad needs to find himself a real man, not some D-list, wannabe club kid. I’m sorry, but Chase dear, Jared is better off without you.
I met him once, and he was AWESOME, helpful/caring/etc. I’ll judge Jared from first impressions instead, thanks.
Idk Jared or whoever, but he looks good (:
If he recently came out of the closet then let him be, and let him figure out where exactly he wants to be in life. He looks like he takes care of himself and from the other comments i can tell he has goals in his life and is going somewhere. This site is for trashy nasty people. Not for some stupid post like this.
Haters will broadcast your flaws, but whisper your success.
I laughed at the name of this posting because…e v e r y o n e likes Jared. Seriously. And if you don’t, you’re obviously jealous. He’s beautiful. He is smart. He goes to school and works, which Im certain is a lot more than most of you could say. He is f***king hilarious and you will always have fun when he’s around. He has a nice car. He’s great in bed. He’s honest. Ive had amazing times with his family. Anyone who knows Jared, knows that he is an absolutely amazing friend. Judging by the slanting and charged language of this post, Jared must of really got to the person who felt the need to say this. People who lack integrity, something more constructive to do, and healthy communication create posts on this site. The end.
Dear children,
It is oh so painfully obvious that much like the creator of this website, every single last one of you that’s ever submitted ‘dirt’ to this site, or trash talked anyone on it- is profoundly insecure is so many ways that it’s enigmatic. Have fun wasting your life away worrying about things that aren’t your business to begin with, then writing all about it on the internet. Such productivity, you’re all obviously better people than those you post nasty things about!
Get a life,
Nicole