Now We Know Smeagol Always Wears A Hat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now we know why Smeagol always wears a hat….take a look at the thinness and all around patchy areas of his head. Hair loss is not uncommon for the partying set especially if you take the sauce…watch out for roid rage. PS check out the self poster Mark Genz too! haha loser central.
Smeagol is a genius, hair or not… somehow he has convinced Mark Genz to give him all his money.- nik










Smeagol go see Dr Alexander on 40th st and Camelback for some hair transplants…ie: plugs! you’ll be so happy you don’t have to wear that stupid trucker hat that makes you look douchey.
Chad moved to arizona to reinvent himself. Look at his old highschool photos. He met brandon mefagundo, but he didnt invite him to invest in smackcox
looking pretty thin up there Chad. sauce up wit your little gym rat pal and lose it all!