Real Housewive Of OC Vicki Gunvalson Is Not Happy With You
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow you on Instagram and I’m curious as to what you emailed Vicki back. RHOC used to be amazing but now it’s boring because Vicki is old and washed up. I hope you gave it to her Nik, she deserves a reality check.
I just told Vicki that she could do better. She supports this Brooks guy who is a complete scumbag used car salesman and the only reason she has him around is because she cannot be alone. Be a Grandma Vicki, accept the fact that you are no longer a Housewife and enjoy your life. It’s ok to be single, old and NOT have saggy balls in your mouth.- nik
She is a nobody in OC. Her company doesn’t even register on the radar screen and like the other cast, is highly leveraged and not wealthy.
when were any of those “real housewives” shows amazing? gold digging chicks squawking about nothing important…what entertainment!
Brianna is terrible in the sack.
LMAO It’s ok to not have saggy balls in your mouth Vikki!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! I don’t like Brooks either, he’s gross, the guy didn’t even have all of his teeth! It’s only a hundred dollars for a cleaning every 6 months!
Vicki needs to wake up and realize she is a washed up hag. Alexis is also great in the sack.
I saw Icki Vicki in Ralph’s grocery store and NO ONE paid attention to her. She’s a big (in a bad way) woman who’s past her prime, Miss Andy! So she can’t be alone after having a partner since 19 and settles for creepy, DUI, toothless, broke-ass Hallmark Brooks. Maybe he’s got a huge package and with all her outward prudishness, she’s probably all kinky weird in bed. Evidently she had a breakdown amidst the delusion that Don would contest the divorce. Oh hi Brooks, did you see that…awkwaaaaaard! Meanwhile Don was doing the Sierra-Madre-found-the-gold happy dance to finally get that shrew out of his life. Plus she really needs to stop that guppyesque gasping for air top lip maneuver- freaky! And lawdy wear a bra – them fun bags are hanging down to your waist. Please PLEASE stop wearing tight skirts up to your hoo hah – not good on chunky 50-yr-olds. Icki And join a gym or get lipo…you look like a moose next to the other ladies. You have enough money to fix yourself up but not 1/10 the brains of Briana to find happiness. Good Luck!
AND…I bet Briana got her balanced, sensible mental state from Don because they seem so close and loving.
and we know Icki Vicki was never home working (or sex talking with Mr. Hallmark) ’til 1 or 2 am Icki vicki took Don away from her but the she says Briana has separation issues…caused by Icki Vicki. That is so F’d up.Meanwhile Icki vicki is crying every other hour and all night exclaiming “I’m happy for the first time in my life!”
I still like dudes. And by like dudes I mean I love it when their manhood is filling my mouth. #truth