Setting The Record Straight
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik–Just submitted a pic asking you if I had any redeeming qualities. I have been DA Strong forever and I totally expected the comments. I really wasn’t offended by any. But a few of the people commenting had questions about my body, needing pics with no make-up etc. So I have added a few. I do have inner thigh gap, but I no longer wear shorts, skirts, bikinis, etc (with the exception of vacation) because of some very profound scarring on my legs. I am a former police officer and I was working undercover, as a prostitute no less, and when I made the deal with a perp the cover team rolled in and the guy took off in reverse knocking me to the ground face down. My shirt got caught on the door and I was dragged for a couple of blocks in reverse and when he put it in drive, he ran over both of my legs. No complaints, I can walk, talk, heck….I’m alive and doing really well after three years of physical therapy. It took about 8 hours to get the gravel out of my tummy and legs, but I was so happy my +2′s came out unscathed!!!! So hopefully this will answer some questions and of course I know the offensive comments will still be headed my way:) The original photo is included…..PS….Press is beautiful.
That is an amazing story. Now focus on your arms, they are too heavy for me copper.- nik
This Tranny again?
Seriously if you can’t tell that this is a man, you need to get your eyes checked. First pic says it all- that is a MALE body frame. Look at the area between the fake tits and the crotch. No hips. Male pelvis. This is a dude!
I hope that one day you realize how retarded you are, Uncle Sam. I’m no genius, but even I have a little common sense. That picture you are talking about is CLEARLY taken from above. The person who took the picture is either taller than her or they elevated the camera. EVERYBODY’S hips look smaller in that angle. Anything that is closer to the camera will appear bigger. Everything further away from the camera will appear smaller (even if you have big hips). Why don’t you go and try to take a picture from above and see how your ugly self comes out, Uncle Sam? This woman may not have huge hips (she’s a woman…women come in ALL shapes in sizes…big hips, small hips, average hips, etc) but you can very much tell that this is a woman.
Why would you do this to yourself?
Anyhow, the last pic you look stunning. The ones above look like a different person and nothing special. My guess is the last pic is 8 years ago.
If that last pic is how you looked when you were a decoy, that is really unfair, that is serious entrapment. That’s like dangling a doughnut in front of a cop or a steak in front of a lion.
BTW NIK! How can I post to quickly?
What kind of annoying crap is that? Ugh!
Inner thigh gap? The only thing this tranny has between it’s legs is a penis.
Aren’t you about 20 years too old to be using this website? You look like you’re at least 45.
Cops suck she deserved it.
Is this post for real? Pathetic
I think you’re beautiful.
You were nearly maimed for life or killed — and all you care about is your “plus 2s,” a description I despise.
You need therapy, intensely, STAT.
You, right now, to a good guy, are a worthless piece of meat only good for pumping and dumping. Does THAT feel good for you?
Fukking useless skank — that’s what you are right now.
show the leg scars.
You seem like a badass and you are definitley beautiful
OMG I told u that u would look awesome if u did the make up lighter!! Thats how u should always do ur make up!! BEAUTIFUL!!!
No worries girl, I’d bang you
You are one brave beautiful woman…
If you are a cop why are you publicizing yourself? I too work in law enforcement and would never post pictures advertising who I was and what I do.
Why are you posting on the dirty telling your story and all trying to get validation for your looks???? Jesus, get some self-esteem. This place is to call out hookers and druggies and slores and douchebag 30k millis. Not your personal therapy session! YOU NEED MENTAL HELP
Why do people care what Nik thinks, aside from ripping on people does he have any qualities people care about. This whole site is built to build up the dudes ego, how tiny of dock do you have to make a site entirely dedicated to making yourself feel better. That shit is so sad. Dude needs to stop popping fat burners and lift a damn weight, he is after all just a lil guy.
Honest opinion – you’re not ugly, but you’re just not that pretty. Even though you put yourself together with all the right stuff – long blonde hair, blue eyes, ect – you still don’t look good. Better when you don’t smile.
Your lips and nose are not a nice shape, your eyes are deep set and a little far apart. Your body is an awkward shape with fat arms. Honest opinion. Not hot, sorry.
IT seems like this woman is crying out for attention…did anyone ask you for your life story? You go through all of that and your only concern is that your implants were unharmed? are you kidding me? looks like you get off to comments people post about you…go away already!! you are not cute…but then again why do you need to hear what other people say about you? looks like you have low self-esteem …get it together woman!
I think you’re very very pretty. Maybe if you want to change your looks or are looking for advice, try to tone out a little. It’s really not a big deal though. You’re gorgeous!
You folks that comment are idiots and give this page a bad name. Nik is on the real and is objective to say the least. This girl is cool on a lot of levels. Just airing her laundry for you heathens to put skid marks on is balls enough. Cut some slack and give her proper respect. Id totally take her out.
You look beautiful!
REally inspiring, profound gift, greath strenght and beautifull soul…I decide…
Third pic…bad Photoshop on the arm!
beautiful
Why are you asking the same kind of guy you arrested before whether or not you’re his type? I think you have self-esteem issues. That’s why you worked as an undercover cop-prostitute and that’s why you’re still asking guys like Nik for their opinion and approval.
Okay, where is the pic with no make-up? She looks old in second pic but very pretty in last one.
Oh my gosh I knew it! If you don’t do your eye make up harshly like you did in your previous pic then it changes your whole face and you look so much better
let the haters hate, I admire you so much for posting on here (I’m way to shy to) you go lady!
You look amazing!! i’d let you cuff me anytime.
You look amazing!! i’d let you cuff me to the bed anytime.
Cops suck… but that last pic is great.
Listen Jodie, you’re too old, too flabby. This whole story is fabricated, you’re a security guard, not a “cop.” You got laughed out of the DA (RIP), just go crawl back under the rock you’ve been hiding under, mmmk!
Oh hai, Ina.
Jodi keeps on creeping on!
Wow, one self post is bad enough, this is your third!! You need help STAT!! And not with your looks!! The story sounds as fake as your boobs and I have to agree that you are way to old to be seeking approval from the DA. This is a whole new level of sad and pathetic.
I can’t help it. I’m an old lonely person that seeks other people’s approvals. I don’t have any real friends of my own so I go online and make up stories so at the interwebed people will take pity on me and hopefully like me!
Just the fact that you reply to the comments is freakin sad!!! I’m done with your posts, this is kind of like making fun of a handicap person. May you get the help you so desperately deserve.
Wow what is wrong with all you pple and your nasty comments.How can you just totally tear someone a part like this regardless if she posted herself,can you all honestly say in your entire lives you never wanted any attention.So what??We are all human aren’t we?To all the people with nasty comments on her looks why don’t you post pics of your perfectly flawless selfs?I’m sure the same would be said about u because noone is Perfect and you can never please everyone we all have our own tastes in women/men.I think she is beautiful regardless of age and I love the bright pretty eyes.Keep doing u and don’t let anoyomous posters on some website that’s made to pick apart others get to u,maybe this wasn’t the best place for u to post but needless to say your still beautiful!keep doing what your doing hun.
No, it’s true. I’m old and haggered….been rode hard and put away wet *sigh*
Some poor guy who wanted to have fun with a girl. Can’t get girls and YOU tried to arrest, humiliate, fine, and abuse ran your stupid legs over??
Good. You deserve every bit of what you got. You lying manipulative POS. As far as I’m concerned, you should be in jail yourself.
Are people serious??? This is the Dirty.com…. the comment section is known to get ugly and I know she had to have known that. So Yes… haters are going to hate..
There is no record to set straight. Three straight self posts seeking approval and attention from total strangers on the internet isn’t setting any record straight. Your cop story is BS, they honestly drove 2 blocks in reverse? Was the guy a professional stunt driver? What kind of shirt would withstand dragging you for two blocks? I didn’t think prostitutes wore “shirts” either. Is this just a set up for the 4th self post when you reveal bathing suit shots?
I dunno, I think she’s pretty.
Side Note: The people that say cops suck are the ones who are pissed they get caught doing stupid shit.
YOU are the ones that suck!
EMBARRASSMENT TO PITTSBURGH. gtfo now!
Fuck the police.
Are you Mental or something? Who the f*ck cares what you look like especially on the Internet. I think instead of asking Nik if you have any redeeming qualities you should be using that time to go see a shrink. I think you are a pretty or handsome dude If you want my opinion. Lol
I’m 21 and I’d tap that ass.