THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Indyla Alves is gorgeous! She’s Brazilian and the only girl I’ve seen with natural big t*ts. Prettiest girl in Connecticut I’ve EVER seen. Not into drugs or any of that stuff but she does party here and there. She has a twin but she’s much prettier than her. I know you’re going to comment on her nose, but would you?
Answer: No, she is too heavy for me to lift.