She Is Too Ugly To Be A Porta Potty

June 16, 2012 Porta Potty, The Dirty, Toronto 5 8,989 Views

The truth must be told

The truth must be told

The truth must be told

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to high school with a girl whose parents were by no means rich. Her name is Melissa, but now she goes by ‘Melissa Nicole’. She often posts photos on twitter/facebook of traveling to L.A., Vegas, and most recently Dallas. This girl is a student and ‘model’, so how in the hell is she affording these extravagant trips…? I heard she has NFL players on her payroll. Let’s get to the bottom of this. What does she REALLY do for a living!

I’m guessing the CFL uses her for NFL has been recruitment.- nik