The Douchebag Cowboy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mark Merrifield, i have known this kid for years, this piece of sh** will befriend you then stab you in the back with out feeling sorry, he tries super hard to be an (urban cowboy) and shows no respect towards women. He recently just tried to fight a current marine, good thing people were there to stop it or otherwise he would have got his *ss handed to him, my point of this whole thing is to let everyone know how much a true p.o.s he is, he will try and steal your girls at no end, he usually will try and get them drunk first. So Nik please help me out on putting this redneck, veteran disrespecting, purple crayon lover on blast.
Whats with the robe? are you in the choir.- nik
hahahahahaha this is fuckin great,way to go mark
Hahahahaha sorry to say but he deserved this according to him im a bitch but im pretty sure I was nothing but nice until he fucked up and I put his shit on blast.. Now its even more on blast too bad hes a p.o.s sorry to say you deserved it ahahahahah
agreed which is why i put him up here
hahahahahahaha!!! This bitch needs to learn his lesson. Calls himself your friend then fucks you over in the long run. He will try and get with your girlfriend while at the same time calling you his friend, seen it first hand. Needs his ass beat so he will shut his kiss ass mouth
what a fuck up. Know him, dislike him, needs to get beat like a Pinata. Except nothing sweat comes out of this kid. Will call you a friend but if you have a girl, watch out. He will try and get at her with no bad feelings after.
What a tool. Looks like he couldn’t win a fight with a 12 ear old girl, let alone a marine.
Fuck yea – he’s dated my current girlfriend right after we broke up a while ago, and is dating one of my exes and has dated several other of my exes AND tried to ask my current gf if she and I have problems of she’ll take him back. He’s a tool
lololol He calls me out on facebook and then i tell him alright lets fight, and i quote “All you need to do is go out by your truck and ill be there in 10 to whoop your ass”… the fucking faggot deleted and blocked me off his facebook and turned his fone off for the night… sounds like a scared little pussy to me…im not a marine… im just a kid that could beat his ass and he knows it
Lmfao!!! I went to school with this faggot! He always thought he was badass cus he shitty truck stood about a foot off the wheels.. Then he’d always brag about how good of Hunter he is, how he owns all these types of weed, grows this type of pot, blah blah blah… NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS OR A FUCK cus bruhh you’re a bitch & can’t back up your shit! Duces!
*owns all these different types of guns**
The Dirtty is meant for sloots, not random guys who people have a problem with. All I hear are a bunch of guys talking about how they want to beat this kid up, but all anyone has done is flamed the kid on the dirty like a girl would. I wish we could see the lames that posted him and have been commenting. No wonder you can’t keep your girls from cheating on you kek.
You couldn’t have said it any better.
^^^ that’s probably mark himself
it probably is mark, HI MY NAME IS JAMES VOLZ!!! I PUT MARK MERRIFIELD ON BLAST @Random guy looking at the dirty says how ya like me now?
Nah, I’m not mark haha. I just find it amusing watching a bunch of lames flame each other, talking hella tough. At the end of the day, your girls must be some straight grenades if this kid could steal them from you
the whole point of this is to let people know how much of a douchebag he is….i say let the evidence of others speak my opinion,….i rest my case
Excuse me, but I happen to be a female and I know Mark and have posted above. He is a slut, and not the only male on this cite. This whole cite is a joke, posting bullshit about people for everyone to see so dont act all high and mighty. Youre no better than anyone else on here.
To the last post: I should have stopped reading once I read that you were a female since I’m currently interested in neither a sandwich or having my laundry done, but I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt. Boy, was that a mistake. It’s ‘site’ dear, you used the wrong form. I can’t be too mad though considering you gave fair warning of your inferiority earlier in the post kek.
Jordan, your fucking scum… your not cool for fucking saying that, no one thinks thats funny and honestly she probably works harder than you… so make yourself a sandwich and do your own laundry you stuck up lazy ass fucking prick
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata?
Yeah. It’s our motto!
What’s a motto?
Nothing. What’s a-motto with you?
Those two words will solve all your problems
That’s right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog…
When I was a young wart hog
Very nice
Thanks
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin’ my name What’s in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I…
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna–
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)
I say “Hakuna”
I say “Matata”
you have way to much time on your hands….especially of all places the internet…..
What the fuck is this shit^
hey james, go fuck your mother your a pussy ass bitch who wants to act hard but you aint about shit bitch ill steal your girlfriends too haha
hey mark, why dont you stop being a pussy and fight me hmm? i offered to even go all the way over there… yeh bitch you better ignore my comment cuz you know all thats true, my offer still stands to whoop your ass so until then i wouldnt talk shit to someone 400 miles away when your afriad of his back up thats 2 miles away… oh and by the way i showed Christine your cute little comment… shes not impressed
i dare you to say something back lol
Na bitch I’d rather fuck your mom, and maybe your sister when she gets of age, eat a dick ball licker
Ok james funny shot cuz.its true…little to far but to each his own but really get her done fight and get over it cuz no one really care ur just telling us stuff we already no so just stop being pussys and get her done already but tell me when it be going down I wanna video tape it I got money on james tho sorry mark!
Hana funny shit james little to far but to each his own cuz we all no it TRUE and u were finally called. Out on it but y dont u guys just fight about it already and get it over with so this shit can stop and y would u do it on the dirty this is a place were guys bag on girls who give it up way to much.. but really fight get it over and done with cuz no one cares but when u do hit me up I wanna video tape it I got money on james sorry mark!
OH YEA IM SUCH A PUSSY THEN WHY DNT U SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING STIOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH LIL BITCH I REMEMBER U USED TO GET PUNKED ALL THE TIME AT PV SO WHY DNT U RUN UP OR SHUT UP ILL BE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR YOU
Its nut up or shut up by the way
why wont you Answer your phone then mark hmmm?
Too bad dalton whitworth is the biggest fucking faggot in Chico and won’t do shit to anyone. 10
its just too bad you have not the slightest clue what im about and you make judgements based on other peoples opinions, its okay if your a follower just dont be fake and make your decision before you know the person, theres a reason why everyone who really knows me thinks im the chillest and most down to earth person ever… i feel bad for you, i really do
id like to see who you are fucking punk bitch, that kid is like my brother…if you werent such a bitch you woulda put your name bitch
Dalton whitworth is the biggest bitch ever and james your a bitch too for not putting ur name ur not “scared” of mark yet u can’t put ur name hahaha but let’s not forget who this post is truely about the biggest bitch mark why dnt the three of u suck eachother off and square up its pathetic all this lmao
at least i put my name on my posts… and again i doubt you even know wtf im about and the kind of person i am, have fun being fake and when your self-righteous egotistical hierarchical lifestyle and play apart in someone elses popularity contest cuz i want none of that
goodbye
and you dont think ive tried to square up? this fucking pussy backs down everytime i call him out and its not like hes ever out in public with friends cuz he has none.
i have put my name up multiple times you stupid ass whoever you are, learn to read you fucking square, and again for the reference makeufamous is controlled by James Volz….there ya go
Not that I particularly like Mark, but it’s not like Dalton should even try to talk big shit. You guys are immature and should probably grow a pair. I’ve known Dalton since we were in middle school, and I know that he just can’t talk shit. Seriously, Dalton, have you ever seen what happens to twigs under pressure? They snap. I mean, commenting one post is one thing, but you must freaking live on this website. Grow a pair and confront people in the world that exists outside of your monitor. As for Mark, if you don’t like being on the dirty, DON’T BE A DIRTBAG! Also, whoever came up with the line about women only being good for sandwiches and laundry, NOT TRUE. We are also good for cleaning, making a wide variety of food, having babies (talk to mother for details), and SEX (talk to gf for details).
uh hey, FCKING ANONYMOUS, maybe you should put your name instead of hiding hmm? uh and youve known e since middle school? congrats ppl change… you have never even spent 10 minutes actually getting to know me so how can you honestly make a accurate judgement… and you dont think ive already confronted him about it? I WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND WAITED OUTSIDE TO BEAT HIS ASS… sooooo what do you call that?… the dude has been hiding for weeks now… your real cool for hiding you name btw so have fun behind your monitor fckin anon
Hey JAMES! Go eat a cheese burger you fat piece of garbage. Who took you in when your mom kicked you out? MARK DID. & who was there for you? MARK!
Yeah he’s such a horrible friend. You let a girl get in the way of a friendship. Thats shitty. and so are you. You’re the one who doesn’t know who the fck to be respectful to people who are to you. You’re the dirt bag wanna be, you try so hard but you’re nothing but a little boy and you will get no where blasting people on the internet. what the hell is that going to prove? you’re immature? yeah you are… whats done is done. you can’t change that and putting this up shows who the real bitch is!
EL OH VE EEE.
LIBBYYY WARDDD.<3
i lol at all these comments