The Real Deal
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time listener first time caller. I always check your site and see ppl getting bashed for being douche bags but I need your help with this guy that I’m madly in love with. His name is Arik and let me tell u about this guy. Has everything going for him, sweet ass downtown condo, drives the nicest cars and doesn’t show off all the money he just got from selling a business he started with nothing, he doesn’t show off and none of his so called friends know anything about him. Ive been friends with him for almost 4 years and he has no idea how I feel. I work out all the time so that I can be more attractive for him, getting my +2 next month just for him, the worst part about it is he always notices and compliments me but doesn’t rip my cloths off and f*cks the life out of me. The downside to him.. He drinks 8 days a week, he hangs out with all the douche bags from the downtown clubs that are on this site and he always ends up dating sl@ts that screw him over and take advantage of him. Just like that last piece of work Lacie White with her bad boob job. That bitch screwed him over left and right and this asshole took her back after she bad mouthed him. Please help me Nik, what do I have to do for this guy to notice me?
Guys are simple creatures, after you get +2′s tell him you want him to break them in because you trust him. Once you have sex scream like hell… the visuals will stay in his mind and he will become obsessed.- nik
No way this post is real. That guy is so ugly
True story, she nailed him!!!
Don’t get with him. You will make little underwear bombers.
Most obvious self post ever. Get a clue, you buffoon.
Wow what an obvious self post…. Could have at least made it a bit more believable lol
I don’t showoff except when I self post on Thedirty.com so people will think I am cool instead of killing myself.
Great, Osama Bin Laden’s cousin with a self-post. Go plant a roadside bomb and shutup.
I like the flask.
Get a life bro! I wonder what goes through a 33 year old dudes head before creating a self post on thedirty.com…. that’s some wild shit
Wow!! this is such a blatant fucking Self Post. He is obviously so fucking insecure with himself, immature, cognitive disadvantaged, uneducated and probably socioeconomically disadvantaged that he needs to be self absorbed in this self post. Ladies if you see this know what kind of fucking psycho your are dealing with for who the fuck does this!!!!
This looks like the dude Billy from Devils Ride.
First off I would never post nothing about myself on this site, not that desperate. I have no clue who did and why. I don’t date sluts and whoever did this will regret it, if I haven’t Fu@ked u in 4 years it’s probably never gonna happen no matter how many surgeries u get.
First of all, I happen to know this guy really well. He is not insecure about himself, doesn’t date sluts(I would know what his type of girl is) and is probably the most outgoing, laid back and fun person I know! He would never do something like this at all, nor would he waste his time doing it. If he hasn’t had sex, gone out on a date or anything with you in 4 heard, why would he start now. So maybe you should a different guy because I doubt he’ll ever be interested in you. So before you all judge somebody, maybe you should get to know them first!
This dudes next letter will be a suicide note I can see it now….
Omg totally posted this himself. I feel sorry for him though. Poor guy
he’s a fag duh just look at him
If this post made into a memoir it would be titled, ”The Self Posts of a 30k millionaire.”