THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time listener first time caller. I always check your site and see ppl getting bashed for being douche bags but I need your help with this guy that I’m madly in love with. His name is Arik and let me tell u about this guy. Has everything going for him, sweet ass downtown condo, drives the nicest cars and doesn’t show off all the money he just got from selling a business he started with nothing, he doesn’t show off and none of his so called friends know anything about him. Ive been friends with him for almost 4 years and he has no idea how I feel. I work out all the time so that I can be more attractive for him, getting my +2 next month just for him, the worst part about it is he always notices and compliments me but doesn’t rip my cloths off and f*cks the life out of me. The downside to him.. He drinks 8 days a week, he hangs out with all the douche bags from the downtown clubs that are on this site and he always ends up dating sl@ts that screw him over and take advantage of him. Just like that last piece of work Lacie White with her bad boob job. That bitch screwed him over left and right and this asshole took her back after she bad mouthed him. Please help me Nik, what do I have to do for this guy to notice me?
Guys are simple creatures, after you get +2′s tell him you want him to break them in because you trust him. Once you have sex scream like hell… the visuals will stay in his mind and he will become obsessed.- nik