The Real Quebec
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, this post is to clarify something! I just finished reading a post written by someone from Quebec, talking sh*t about the rest of Canada, specifically, English Canadians! He claims that the woman here are beautiful because they are Quebecois and that the English has RAPED their language. Lets get one this straight, you raped your own language, when sit there and write things like “kes ke tu fu” when it should be written “Que’ce que tu fait?” That’s you raping your own language. When you say things like “Asoire.” when it should be “A soir.” your raping your own language. Ask anyone from France, the people who speak REAL french, if the french in Quebec speak or write their own language properly, all will say NO! Furthermore, the french people here are underachievers, they all drop out of high school, work in a garage, not as the mechanic but as the guy sweeping and cleaning up the place. They all drive Ford pickups filled with beer and weed. They are the NUMBER ONE CARRIERS of SYPHILIS, CHLAMYDIA, GONORRHEA, AND HERPES in CANADA (you can look that up, ever heard of Rouyn-Noranda?)! Their woman are NOT hot, the girls in Montreal that are beautiful are the ethnic girls, the Italians, Greeks, middle eastern, Asian, Black, Indian, Russian, French from FRANCE and Romanian girls! They are NOT Quebecois! You need to go to the rest of Quebec to see what they actually look like, and they are not as attractive as the girls centered in Montreal. So don’t claim these beautiful woman as your own nationality, because they are not. The french girls here are classless sluts with no morals and STD’s. They act and talk like men, they get wasted and fuck boys and old men in bathrooms, and they piss on Crescent and St.Laurent street after the clubs. They go after coupled up and married men and protest naked in the streets. Im sorry, but Americans, if you had to deal with these low lives everyday, you too would hate them too. If Quebec ever does separate, it will FAIL, because the educated and ambitious people who keep this province running are the ENGLISH and the IMMIGRANTS! the Quebecois do nothing with their lives, but sit on their front porches, with beer and their flags and complain about everything English. If you don’t believe me, I invite you to Montreal, pick a hot chick, and she won’t be a Quebecois. She will either be English or have an ethnic background. So do not claim us beautiful woman as your own, I’m a model here in Montreal, very well known and considered one of the beautiful faces of Montreal, I do many events every weekend, I have my own calender and do signings and appearances constantly. I am NOT QUEBECOIS! And neither are any of the other girls I work with! Just wanted to make this very clear. So Canada may suck to Americans, but the Quebecois are the SCUM of Canada!
Canada problems are so low class.- nik
Still screaming FREE HEALTH CARE.
Thank you for saying what we all know but are afraid to say
Hahaha!! Soooo true! The french girls here are pretty ugly, but suuuuuuper easy! It’s hard not to resist when your wasted though, especially when she’s got your dick in her mouth before you can even ask her what her name is!!!
More truth than that?? IMPOSSIBLE!
We’re always hating on the girls! Why not the men? Listen, i dated a quebeker guy for a week, our first date, i drove to his place, then we took MY car to buy a FROZEN pizza and RENT a movie. Since he bought the pizza, he insisted I pay for the movie. Second date, SCORES, he asked for 2 bills. Want a real man ladies? STAY AWAY FROM QUEBEKER MEN! He was 25 living with alcoholic mother, hot!
Haha…So true! The most beautiful woman in Montreal do have an ethnic backround and Quebeker dudes are cheap as hell! Vive le Quebec Anglais Bitches!
What a boring post, no one cares that you are one of the most beautiful faces in Montreal we can’t see you! For all we know you may look like my cat’s anus… Just Sayin’
En passant ça s’écrit: ‘Qu’est-ce que tu fais?’ Get it right if your going to start dissing people for how they write. Stop PMSing on TheDirty because it leads to Nic Posting shitty posts like this one.
Sincerely,
-WTF?
She still wrote that better that 100% quebecers and shes english LOL! You should be congratulating her!
So crappy. Men from Toronto, and all the Canada anglais go mad for Québec lovely ladies…they are French from their ancestors, you ugly ignorant.
Im a man from TO and the only reason i go to montreal is to get laid. The french girls arent hot but they are super easy, the hot ones that speak french are usually italian or something. Also, its known the people from france do not like french canadians, their ancestors were the sluts that couldnt get married in france and the men were criminals or men with no status high enough to get a wife. So bringing up their ancestors doesnt make them look much better.
I hate Quebec, they always come in the acadian peninsula and they always insult our french WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN QUEBEC!!! at least we can speak like the people in France, Quebec YOU CAN’T!!!!! if you don’t like anybody Quebec stay in your fu*** piece of shit PROVINCE NOT A COUNTRY LIKE YOU MORON SAY BUT A PROVINCE!!!!, they are full of themselves and ignorant as can be!!
Fake post…Noone cares enough about this country…to write this long a post…Fake, fake fake…
I would like to note that it is not the province as a whole acting like this. I was born and raised in Quebec, and I agree a large number of French Quebecers are extremely ignorant. But you cannot diss the province as a whole because I can assure you that most of us think this is giving us a bad image. It’s bad enough that we are known for rioting over hockey losses but now over education costs. These students are a huge burden on our city. We all wish they’d just STFU and go back to their classes. In my opinion all the protesters should be given an Incomplete for their courses this semester and refused re-entry next semester. They are costing us incredible amounts in damages and most of us are sick and tired of their BS.
My name Borat, and quebecer girls are number #1 prostitues in Canada! Verry Niiiice! Hi 5!
Lol! amazing post! Everyone in Montreal knows this is true*! I hate that people assume we are known for hot chicks because of the french girls. From france maybe yes, with their sexy accents, but quebecer girls are basically the trailer trash of Canada! Wanna know what herpes is like? Try a french-canadian chick! HAHAHAHAHA!
*True Story
U said french girl are ugly Well let me tell u somerhig the ugliest girls on Canada are englosh with big nose they r white like milk n they hate quebec cuz we got the best so plz n why u said u the face of quebec lolllll who the fuck r you ?? Someone tell me who u are n i Know u hating cause u was fucking with all the haitien in montreal n u fall in love with one of them n his girlfriends was québécoise bitch plz clean ur pussy n stop fucking with everybody from the ghetto thank you
Plus for the immigrant loll go back where u came from we all u guys r the biggest Slut n prostitute meme ta mere est rentrer au pays comme sa retourne vendre tes fesses pour tes Crabs
The Anglo girls here in Quebec are DEFFINATLY beautiful. I know because im from here, born and raised. The French girls however are cheap hoes. How do I know? As an Anglo, I must wear a full uniform to school, however the French schools have no such rules, and living near a French school, I have to cover my eyes! They wear super short bottoms, skirts, or low rise jeans etc.. Which all show thier disgusting thongs. And the French guys? Forget it! I see them downtown in broad daylight trying to get a girl to bang.. An ENGLISH girl. Can’t wait until they all speak English.. Which most of them do.. Barely.
Lol. You english people are so obviously jealous of frenchies sexiness. Point final.
You seriously need to a History lesson before you speak out of your ass. Quebec French is actually the original french spoken by the Nobles before the revolution. They left after that event and settled in Canada for which was eventually surrendered to Britain, hence why it’s no longer called Nouvelle France. The only reason Quebec has adopted a few english words is because they’ve been living alongside the english for so long however, the written language is exactly like France.. only the dialect is different and if you want to talk about them not speaking real french — it’s the people who stayed in France who changed that. Get over yourself, jerk.
You’re a fcken dumbass. Where the hell did u hear that??? Everyone knows Quebec french is not anywhere close to real French! Even a Quebecois will tell you that, they made up their own expression and worlds along the years, its a known fcken fact!
Are u fcken dumb? Where did u even hear that??? Everyone knows that the French in Quebec is not anywhere close to the real French, even they know that! So before you try to “educate” people maybe you should inform yourself! Shows how little you even know about the place! You insulted French nationals by writting that! My boyfriend would be ashamed that someone actually believe that!
Oh my god so many haters… Generalization it that all you can do? If you don’t like Quebec, just get the fuck out? Saskatchewan would need people in their province… Lol
It belongs as much to the English as it does to the French so why should she move? The only people that should lay claims to land are the natives. You clearly don’t understand the situation in Quebec, so your ignorance is fogiven!
English-speakers can stay…haters that hate for linguistic and ethnic reasons though… they will be welcomed to fck off at anytime
That’s absurd. They shown some ugly hippies to prove a point that isn’t even true. Girls from Quebec are in general 10 times hotter than those from Ontario and probably a trillion times compared to those Alberta look-like-a-dog bitches.
Bon ben mon verdicte: T’es une criss d’attardée mentale!
C’est complètement et horriblement raciste ce que tu dis et rien de plus. Une belle généralisation de moronne la grande. Le langage québécois dont tu parles et que tu RAPE toi même, c’est le jouale, ou le slang en anglais, c’est son équivalent. En France, NEWS FLASH, ils ont leur propre slang, aussi bourrée d’expressions que le nôtre. Oh mais attends, toi aussi tu en a un! Surprise! Mais attends, peut-être es tu linguiste et historienne? Hmm je votes plutôt pour péripatéticienne (un jolie mot que tu chercheras dans le dico) qui a une rancoeur personnelle contre une poignée d’autres comme toi, mais québécoises ( que veux tu les connes, ça n’a pas de natoinalité! Mais des comme toi faudrait les mettre en cage et en faire un freakshow) et qui se permet de mettre tout le monde dans le même panier. Ça fait de toi une belle peau de vache ça! 
Si je suis ta logique, tous les préjugés de marde sur tous les peuples de la terre sont vrais WOW! Épatant, non?. Alors en tant que Canadienne, tu es une tête carrée sans culture, tu es consanguine, tu portes des chemises à carreaux et tu es une bucheronne qui vas à la chasse avec ses 29 fusils. C’est ça? C’est bien toi? Le reste de ce que tu dis c’est complètement affreux et dégoûtant et ça ne vaut même pas la peine que je m’y attarde
T’as surement raison, c’est à se demander pourquoi on veut se séparer du canada, on est tellement idiots les Québécois, qu’on devrait rester avec le Canada, comme ça on pourrait prendre exemple sur toi et avoir de vraies opinions justes et objectives.
Sérieux, je sais pas ce qu’on t’as fait, mais c’est patétique comme post et tout à fait immature.
Dude, don’t talk about things you don’t know about. You say France has the ”real french” but that’s no true, The closest to the old french (I assume that this is what you call ”real french”) is actually Quebec’s french. You come here talking about stereotypical sh*t I bet you never set foot here in your life. We sit on our front porch and drink beer…. Where the f**k did you pick that up? Is that what they teach you where you come from? Typical ignorant not having a clue what the hell he’s talking about. Women here are smokin’ hot kid, come and you’ll see for yourself. They are hot and STD free.
Omg, I love you!
I totally agree on what you said about the girls, most of them are ugly and easy.
I moved to Quebec because of my mom’s job and I absolutely hate it, there’s nothing to do and hearing them talking makes me wanna vomit.
And is funny cause when I was meeting new people in school, I would always randomly talk to the immigrants, even though I didn’t know they were, I would try to talk to white people so I would make a quebequois friend but it always turned out that person was idk, french.. or italian.
I just found your post. First of all, I’m not from Quebec, I’m a french girl from France, and I have been living in Montreal for three years. I think your post is disgusting, not only because you’re pretentious and hating on people from your country, but also because you focus on girls and their beauty level. Can you be more sexist than that? You don’t have the right to judge other people’s value based on their “easiness” and “ugliness”, stop slut-shaming your own gender.
I apologize for the mistakes I probably made in english, and I’d like to bring to your attention that before trying to correct mistakes in french, you should check your own writing in a dictionary.
I dont think the person is being sexist at all, if anything its stereotyping. In the end, what was stated is true about the majority of of quebecois girls.
You should be happy, at least its a compliment to you and France, unless of course you don’t want to know you might be prettier than those girls.