THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s a typical Montreal girl! Her name is Gloria Kazadi. She is one of those stereotypical teenage girl. She loves to do the duck face in photos, she’s fat, yet still dress like a h*e, & horrible hair!! I’m not sure what language she speaks, she can’t speak English worth a damn, can’t even spell “f*ck” right, I’d think that she would& her French is just as bad if not worse. On facebook she loves to post, “If you love God, like & share.” Since of course liking a photo will make sure you get in to heaven. The worst thing about her? Her boyfriend, he calls himself Jd ( have no idea what his real name is). He’s a well known cheater & pothead. Been dating a few months, and of course like all teen love, they are very much in love & she’s talking about marrying him! Isn’t that cute? “16 and married” New MTV show? He nothing but a lowlife cheater. In fact someone (an angry ex?) made a fake facebook account & began talking to him. He tried to meet up with this fake girl, get her in bed, claimed he was single & that Gloria was his sister. Gloria of course probably still “loves” & thinks he’ll change when the get married! I’ve ever rumors about Jd calling Gloria an easy sloot. Ouch. And she’s still with even after he’s cheated countless times.

What’s that, plump?- nik