THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty skeez is the biggest sloot and is well known all through Cashton, Wisconsin. This nasty girl by the name of Kelly has slept with all of Cashton, population 100 people. 75% of that 100 is men. She is known to give good head, as well as hand jobs. She struts around to be this good girl. When in reality she should have been on girls gone wild. Guys say she sucks in bed, other than the head. And that her p*sy smells of the pacific ocean and is loose like magoose. She has known to sleep with older men for money. Which explains her shopping obsession. If she is not out partying and bullsh*t, you will find her in her mothers boyfriends bed f*cking him. Or sucking up the next guy she can get her hands on. Which will explain why she had to take a random trip to Texas to get f*cked. Her mother is a drunk, and has been known to f*ck guys Kelly has slept with. This girl is disgusting.

Those condoms are to let people know they’re down, not for actual use.- nik