THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this disgusting c-dumpster does nothing but tweet and post photo’s of herself. She thinks she is better than everybody and constantly posts about haters and how wonderful she is. In reality, she will screw your husband the second she gets him alone. Her name is Melanie Clarke and this wannabe model is disgusting without photoshop, and sometimes even that can’t fix her lazy eye and train wreck of a face.
She is like the fat version of Paris Hilton. The same canary type features but with thicker feathers.- nik