THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Max Martin is the biggest facebook wh*re of all time. Complaining that he’s single 24/7 after the girl he had something with left him after she saw about how much he posted about her, you can’t go a day without your newsfeed bombarded with ‘all I want is a girl who doesnt party’ but yet all he does is hang out at local clubs because no one else wants to chill with him. newsflash if you dont want a party girl dont go to the club looking for girls. If there was an award for the ugliest person in Jacksonville, max martin would win the title.

Self posting on the dirty is a good sign that you’ll stay single.- nik