THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “one eyed”emma jones. she ios the biggest sl*t in south auckland easily, she thinks shes hard because she only has one eye, she tells everyone tht she lost it in a gang war LOL everyone knows it got poked out when she was giving free bl*w jobs outide kfc. she drives a pink gx 50 with the number plate “playboi” and shes always cruizin past the skatepark thinking shes so cool. she hangs out with sally and the rest of the “backyard models”. she is always goin gon about being a promo girl for ROLLERSKATE NZ but its funny cus ive never seen her at any of their events… she stalks latin ranger, one of the hottest roller skaters in nz… and is always telling everyone shes 19 months pegnant with his baby.around where i live parents make there kids behave by saying” one eyed emma jones will come and eat you!”

You cannot be a model with one eye.- nik