Janky Jae No




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s a good one. So the fat Asian chick in these pictures (the one who looks a lot like Jabba the hut)her name is Jacquelyn Noey. She calls herself Jae No probably do to the fact that she is such a big fan of that sh*tty t.v. show that she likes to watch while stuffing her fat face. Well joke on me don’t know what I was thinking but I dated this girl for a year and introduced her to the rave/club scene. What a mistake that was. She told me when we first met that she is quite the sloot. She also told me that she wanted to quit her job driving a taxi to become a drug dealer. That did not quite work out seeing as though she just does all the drugs. When we met she was a metal head & a punk. Now she is a metal head, punk, wannabe raver, wannabe hippie that doesnt know where she belongs. She hangs out this skin heads dont see how that makes any sens but yes she hangs out in the richmond skinhead scene and she is asian. She slept with my best friend while we were still together. Even though she has that huge spare tire around her waist she swears she is losing weight because she is getting closer to 200 lbs. She is a drug dealing taxi driver that drives for Napoleon taxi in Richmond. Who smokes about a halof ounce of weed every 2 days during her work week. She and her friends got very addicted to Bath salts hard for a while. she con’d an insurtance agency out of money after getting hit in her taxi and did not get hurt. Then she went to college for about a week just to collect the check. Now she thinks she is some type of rave queen bee and needs to be squashed. So when you see this girl hanging outside of her favorite bar Wonderland in downtown Richmond or driving her yaxi jeep for Napoleon holla JAE “NO WAY”.
Girls who don’t know where they belong spread their legs easily. Fact.- nik









I heard from a few heads Jae finally slithered her way on here. Remember previous richmond raver sloot Katharina Clarke? That’s Jae’s ex-roommate. A few years back, money came up missing from Jae while she was living with Kate and it got pinned on the other weed dealer Kate was dating (and cheating on in the dirty story). It was Jae who took that $$. And everyone said it as Jae who put Kate on blast here the first time. Fat thieving raver drug dealing wh*res, karma is a b*tch. If there two worthy sloots who deserve to rot with each other, it’s those two. Now keep posting rotten stories about each other since it’s already what you know how to do best. That and f*ck around any guy dumb enough to believe your bullsh*t
Funny , we all love how much you have to say about someone you’ve been stalking for the past 5 months fill her inbox with ridiculous needy messages about how you love her, or whatever psychotic bullshit you make up in your fcking head. Call her phone and hang up send her text messages from random phones and here’s the best one, call the cops on YOURSELF, and end up getting arrested.haha. you are the prime example of a supreme loser, what the fck do you have going for you? Um let’s see you don’t have a job, though stalking seems to be a full time job for you, no car, no place to live, you’re a fcking joke, you’re 30 years old and your teeth are rotting out of your fcking head because of all the drugs you take. Wow you’re so cool. Take a look in the fcking mirror loser you’re nothing but trash, and oh yeah how about you TAKE CARE OF THAT WARRANT YOU HAVE IN RICHMOND FOR TRESPASSING, seriously you even mention the fact you had court the following day, then you don’t show up? Moron. Then you try to get people to call jae and ask if you’re in trouble. Isn’t that your second trespassing charge this year? Yeah, like I said LOSER. The only reason you posted this in the first place is because it was your last pathedic attempt to get to her. Seriously why don’t you become a productive. Tax paying citizen like the rest of us and get a life. Move on and stop stalking jae she dumped you well over 6 months ago and your still butt hurt over it? Grow up, your 30 years old and act like a child. Word to the wise as well, when you talk about specific groups of people, and want to get smart and insinuate they’re nazis and hang out with an asian, pick up a f*cking book or instead of internet stalking find a website about skinheads and educate yourself and make sure you know what your talking about. Karmas gonna hit you hard and when it does I hope it knocks the rest of your rotten teeth out. Hey I have a better nickname for you then “payphone mike” how about methmouth mike, ha. Suits you well. I hope the next time your killing what brain cells you have left sucking down a nitrous tank, you “fish out” permanently.
Valiant effort to defend yourself there. Its cool I love how someone who i dont even know jumped right up on here and called you a thief over the whole Katharina Clarke situation. You put the girl on blast hard for about a week posting the dirty articles all over your facebook. I have quite a good job to let you know come stop in on one of my events sometime I’ll even guest list you. The dude whom you f*ck around with is an internet troll and a as he calls himself a “minion of Reed Rothchild” the biggest internet troll in the world. and your boy is not a taxpaying citizen whom Ive helped get his ass out of jail before. Its quite obvious that you most likely wrote this yourself in the 3rd person and saying its Jae’s actual friends. And when it comes down to nitrous tanks pull the one out of your closet that you said that you wanted to keep by the bed at one point and beat your self over the head with it. How quickly you forget about the times where you would say let’s just kill it and you would help pay it back. Nope never happened.Its funny case I never knew that you stole money from your room mate and her drug dealing boy friend. When I met you you said you wanted to make money from being a “street pharmicist” how did that go for ya. You didn’t make not a damn dollar cause you did it all. You quit your job 3 times and 2 out of those time I paid for everything. You are so lazy you wouldn’t even go look for a new job you just laid on your fat ass all day. When you got in that accident at work you lied on the insurance papers and told them that you were out of work for 3 weeks when you were fine. You went to college just to collect the check for like a week. I’m still enrolled. Now like that other dude said karma is a bitch you put me on blast on facebook all the time and you put Kathrina Clarke on blast well. I love the shit talking it’s all good. So basically stop in at one of the 2 clubs I do security and promote at I’ll buy you a drink one day. Or stop by the house one day you know the one you got kicked out of when you came by for a friends birthday one time or the same house I used to let him sleep on the couch at. So go ahead I love it in fact this need to get posted on other sights I love it.
Please it’s no damn secret those two tricks are the biggest stupid raver drug dealing whores in the RVA. Kate stole from Jae, Jae stole from Kate. Kate pinned it on dude man in chester to get the heat off of her with Jae (and they were both dating best friends at the time nice way of stirring the sh*t pot with homeboys). Their both filthy trash. And when Jae went to Kate to help promote shows, Kate was the one that went batsh*t! And Jae threatened her so lets not get it twisted. Their both evil tricks who needed to get blasted on here
I dont give a damn. I will do me and be fine always. Jae dont know who she is or the hell she wants. She sleeps with anything & everything that moves trying to find that next guy dumb enough to believe her b.s.. She pathetic in Wonderland, she pathetic at the clubs, the raves, throwin fade on girls and dudes who are actually making it & dont need to smoke bath salts or snort tony montana levels of yayo. Yall need to get your head out of your @sses and get away from that trick before she brings you all down to her f*cked up level. So for that deuces. No shame in in telling the truth
Wow pretty sure neither of you were there or even in the picture because you have that story twisted boo.
Man I don’t know who this guy is but I love him so funny preach on man. By the way I think the insults are hilarious. Bitch I figured out who wrote that for real to and your face looks like a Salvador Dali painting looks like you got sucker punched and your face stuck like that. Why are your lips on the side of your head?
Oh and to talk about her lies and this whole we broke up 6 months ago shit well guess what she lied to you too cause we were together not that long ago thats why I know about the whole your man cheatin’ on you thing. Pretty sad she lied to you too.
Man whoever wrote that post about mike is dead on hahaha. You got burned bro.
Just a reader but Sounds like someones got a wet diaper what a cry baby, does seem a little “butt hurt” nice term.
I’ve personally known Mike for years now. He’s always been a good stand up guy. Mike definitely does a lot to look out for his friends I will tell you that. He has always been the type of guy you can count on if you ever need help. Plus, I’ve met Jae and she seemed to be a bit of a bitch every time that she was around, like she is better than every one else.
Dude, you know you should never have brought that fat bitch around. She made it quite clear when she first started infiltrating that she was getting robbed by her people and getting fake drugs all the time. She is in the scene strictly for the drugs and not the music. You have been doing this shit for a long time and cause you love the scene unlike most others keep throwing great events and doing great things for the scene in Richmond. She is a straight up poser and will get handled one way or another one day. Keep doing what you do and don’t that that fat slut stop you. Might be why we always gave her fake shit too. Keep Bangin’.
This bitch just looks like a mess The dirty should have a weight limit. I don’t know what is going on here. At least the sloots on here are usually remotely good looking this bitch looks like a big fat asian alien. She could be on here just for being ugly as hell.
Is the girl on the left a mascot for Buffalo Wild Wings ?
As for jae and her nasty ass, let the bitch rot. She lies, steals, and fucks everybody. As for katharina clarke, she throws a pretty good party (or used to). So what if she has a fat ass? At least she gives a great blowie.
The bullshit bw her and katharina had everything to do with the fact that shes a nutbag and katharina just moved out one day after coming home to find 100+ people fucking up her shit at a party jae was throwing that katharina didnt know about. Just sayin… I was there. Heard the bitch moved everything she owned out the house in three hours to get the fuck away from her. Oh yeah, and ypu should never trust a girl who keeps razorblades and rolled up bills