THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Dustin Jordan, probably one of Iowa’s biggest tools that this world has seen. He has been with well over 200+ girls and is proud of it. He can’t keep a girlfriend to save his life because he is already cheating on them before he can even start dating them. Ladies watch out!! He may attempt to sweet talk you, tell you he loves you on the first date, and then get in your pants. As his former ex-best friend I have seen girls come and go on an hourly basis.

He needs more grease and less vest.- nik