Jill Anjuli Hansen Keeps Threatening Suicide On Facebook
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jill Anjuli Hansen was ranting on Facebook that she was going to kill herself. This happened a couple months ago also. Shes a hot surfer chick that needs constant attention and drama while blasting everyone for ruining her life and not giving her money. Hates her dad for not ever giving her a car or money. She posted a picture on FB of a bottle of pills and said goodbye. A lot of people messaged and tried to consult her and she just argued with them that she needs $$$$, not friends and a car and if she cant be a celebrity surfer or model she wants to die. Bla Bla Bla. She even said Kelly Slater is Satan and a p*ssy because he doesn’t love god. I’m sure that’s going to go over well in Hawaii. I’m sick of hot chicks expecting everything handed to them and complaining when there isn’t a sugar daddy available. She deleted all the pics and messages the next day and didn’t even have the integrity to apologize for the crazy suicide threats that people were concerned about. F this pathetic crazy B*tch.
People like Jill are pathetic, they live their whole lives based on how many “likes” they get from people they don’t even know. Attention wh*res never pull the trigger.- nik
If I had ruined my body with those tattoo’s, I would be suicidal as well.
hansen baby
Jesus she is getting worse….I am one of Jill’s “friends” I guess, it’s a total give/take relationship where I give her attention and try and help her, she doesn’t heed any of my advice and keeps making herself look like a total convoluted, self-absorbed psycho woman from hell. She is constantly blowing up my news feed with her single sentence bragging and posting pictures of herself in her underwear. I have known her for years and witnessed how she actually acts in a relationship with a guy (clingy, suspicious of everything, dramatic, unforgiving). I didn’t really mean to come here to bash her but explain that she really is mentally ill and needs serious professional help because she probably will end up ending her life. If you really get to know her, she is a sweet and caring person towards her close friends. She is just psychotic, to put it simply. I have really distanced myself from her since she moved back to Hawaii because last year I had my daughter and I am already having to “mommy” one human being, I can’t handle her delusional drama and play counselor to her, especially when she wont listen. Ugh.
I second that. She is like a broken record that won’t silence herself. If only she would wake up out if her self indulged ego mania she would see the light. Sad affair…people who only care about themselves end up lonely. Yah she is pretty but it only gets you so far! At the same time she is a victom if the sick society we live in that will hurt women until the breaking point and have no compassion. Ive been there but have not done that so sympothy and some help could go a long way. We will see
Ur obviously not my friend and never were!!!! Lol. Ur the psycho!!!! I don’t even know you
Yeah I’ve seen her Facebook, n it’s pretty pathetic, wants money , n people to feel sorry for her! She wants fame, cars and money was one of her posts etc she’s def mentally unstable! To bad she’s a great surfer.
nik kinda looks like your wife!!!
Nik I broke your nuts for a bit now and you are usually kind enough to post my rants,sometimes I have a few to many and tell you how I really feel about you and…well I cant blame you for not posting them but I am sure they are on file somewhere.
I wanna ask you 1 question,do you agree that someone can present themselves as anything they want with just a few pics and words on facebook?You make yourself look rich and famous but you are not,If I want to look rich to the viral virus I can rent a Lambo and drive up to one of your fuqy clubs and take a pic as everyone jocks the rod and be quick to post it online as LIFE IS GOOD.You will think I am rich.
I think what you did would of made you rich and famous 15 years ago son but these days people are playing you like a fuqin guitar.75% of your website is people submitting there own face with some words so the next time they walk into Applebees they are recognized.It is kinda what you do on the reg.
How long do you think you have playing this game that half the people post themself and half get mad and rant and you make a few bucksand pretend that you actually think someone else submitted it.
Your life is an India?No?A Mexican?….Whatever you are,but a FOOL waiting for TMZ to mention your name,waiting for TV to call and make an asshole of you…LOL…I forget why I GET SO SERIOUS LOL,My question…can I get a serious answer..How long do YOUUU think you actually have left with this good cop bad cop game with yourself?
Nik I broke your nuts for a bit now and you are usually kind enough to post my rants,sometimes I have a few to many and tell you how I really feel about you and…well I cant blame you for not posting them but I am sure they are on file somewhere.
I wanna ask you 1 question,do you agree that someone can present themselves as anything they want with just a few pics and words on facebook?You make yourself look rich and famous but you are not,If I want to look rich to the viral virus I can rent a Lambo and drive up to one of your fuqy clubs and take a pic as everyone jocks the rod and be quick to post it online as LIFE IS GOOD.You will think I am rich.
I think what you did would of made you rich and famous 15 years ago son but these days people are playing you like a fuqin guitar.75% of your website is people submitting there own face with some words so the next time they walk into Applebees they are recognized.It is kinda what you do on the reg.
How long do you think you have playing this game that half the people post themself and half get mad and rant and you make a few bucksand pretend that you actually think someone else submitted it.
Your life is an India?No?A Mexican?….Whatever you are,but a FOOL waiting for TMZ to mention your name,waiting for TV to call and make an asshole of you…LOL…I forget why I GET SO SERIOUS LOL,My question…can I get a serious answer..How long do YOUUU think you actually have left with this good cop bad cop game with yourself?
You might have had a good point if you hadn’t skipped 4th-12th grade.
LOL…wow…clowns..I LOVE IT!!!!!!I CAN SEE YOU NOW…”come at me bro!”LOL…kids still trying to find out who they are found a home finally,but really…come at me bro
is this Krispy Kreme?
You are a HUGE idiot and clearly just mad that you’re not makin money off the internet… Stfu… You’re too scared to even leave your name you idiot lol.
Your on his website so what does that say about you?
She should just end it. I am sure they run trains on her in the islands. I wonder if bird talk gets her wet? Those tats are terrible
I think she is pretty woman with a good body. For men who like blondes with tatoos, she could be their dream girl. I haven’t read posts on her FB profile. I need to see them then I comment. The white bikini is nice though.
I’ve read her posts… She’s INSANE!!!
I dislike Nik Richie as much as the next guy, but WHAT IN THE F*CK is ’90sBrooklyn’ talking about? Was that even English?! It’s so hard to consider what someone has to say when they’re below a 2nd grade writing level. That’s why grammar and spelling is so important! Nobody is going to take anything you have to say seriously if you’re too ignorant and lazy to at least Google the difference between they’re, their, there. So sad.
I did fail a few spelling bees LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL….Internet guy with his dictionary,the best LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,GEEK SQUAD IS HIRING!!!1
You lose spelling bee’s, you don’t fail them you fucktard
You don’t need a dictionary on a computer. It’s called spell check dumb ass. OBVIOUSLY that’s above your acope of intelligence. Great job genious!!!
Those tats are terrible… What a mistake.
Nik:
I really don’t know what gets into these girls minds when it comes to tattoos. It only messes them up and makes them look like trash. They might as well tattoo the number 666 on there fore heads. Girls get a grade. Tattoos make you ugly not pretty. No wonder you can’t get boyfriends. It reminds me of Kacyee at Zouk here in Dallas. She looks sick with all those tattoos on her body. No wonder she can’t get a boyfriend. Girls wise up, tattoos are waste of money and serve no purpose and it’s just plain dumb to do that. And they make you worthless. I have a piece of good advise for Jill and all these other tattooed up girls that complain about not being able to get a boyfriend. (LASER TATTOO REMOVAL)!! Show some common since!!
Awe poor lady. I hope she is okay. Sounds like she is crying out for help.
Help should come in the form of an extended stay in a state mental hospital.
I would kill myself if I got tattoo’s that stupid too.
crazy bitch!
i have a fullout conversation with this Crazyb**** let me know if you want it lol
Okay, we get it! You cookie cutter f*ck tards don’t like tattoos. How bout you just not look at them and keep quiet? Tattoos have been around in one form or another for thousands of years! Obviously they hold some relevance in society! Beauty is more than skin deep, but that girl is STILL a cutie.
People get cookie cutter tatts to conform to what they think will make them cool now. Its conformity, not originality when its a trend. Its more original to have no tatts and not follow the stupid trends. “Look at my new tribal sleeve”, oh shit, every guy around here has one too. Fail.
Shes not a hot surfer chick. Shes an old lady who still surfs. Or she looks old at least. If she isnt 40 then shes really gonna be hurtin when she does hit 40.
More crazy rants today? Thinks the govt. put a micro chip in her head.
Jill Anjuli Hansen
I need an attourney. I have already won a lawsuit against an insurance company for 69 Grand which my attorney came out with 24 grand. I need an attorney willing to work for retainer or commission. Please msg me to discuss. Other people have suggested that I file these lawsuits. And after giving it much thought and patience, I would like to file suit. Please contact me to discuss.
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Brandon Little What area of law??
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Jill Anjuli Hansen 1) wrongful imprisonment
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Jill Anjuli Hansen 2) defamation of character
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Jill Anjuli Hansen 3) PTSD (post traumatic stress syndrom) & pain and suffering
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Jill Anjuli Hansen 4) identity theft attempt
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Jill Anjuli Hansen 5) copywrite infringement for a major surf company IDENTICALLY copying my designs
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Jill Anjuli Hansen 6) abuse and harassment by my ex boyfriend
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Jill Anjuli Hansen I have already won a case against an insurance company where I made my attorney 24 Grand.
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Jill Anjuli Hansen people tend to agree with me as I tell the truth and have been a victim most of my life
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Jill Anjuli Hansen but I went to the most expensive schools on the planet. have won awards, championships, recognitions and both of my parents work for/with the government
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Jill Anjuli Hansen i was a volunteer at church
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Jill Anjuli Hansen and i was a nanny
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Jill Anjuli Hansen and I taught kids to swim
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Jill Anjuli Hansen then after graduating FIDM I started my company CANDY WETSUITS
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Jill Anjuli Hansen shortly after MTV and TARGET contacted me to put my designs in stores
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Jill Anjuli Hansen I wanted to do business myself opening accounts with people I knew in the surf industry
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Jill Anjuli Hansen since I said no to corporate and decided to do things myself, they are trying to steal my identity push me aside
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Jill Anjuli Hansen they kidnapped me off the street in santa cruz where I was doing business with a wetsuit maker
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Jill Anjuli Hansen and they held me in solitary isolation for 50 days for NOTHING this is simply because I wanted to do things myself DIY
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Jill Anjuli Hansen also, I want to have a cat scan MRI to prove that a hospital in LA implanted a government chip in me
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she’s a very pretty girl, world class beauty actually. her tattoos are all religious in nature, if that means anything to you. she’s also a bit confused and brutally honest. good luck to her…
thats so fckin funny about this chick… my buddy was seeing this chick or was trying to anyway…lol… hes a psycho too so they woulda been perfect for each other…. his name is mark moshiri, he should be on here, im suprised hes not actually..
I agree with Nik this world is full of attention whores who think “like” button actually means someone gives a shit about you. Weak!!
She is only 29 and looks 40. She thinks she has a future as a pro surfer and there’s thousands of young girls out there who surf much better than she does, yet they have never qualified for the pro tour. She may have been attractive when she was younger, but she just looks skanky and used up at this point. She looks like a crackhead. She once got some poor sucker to pay her way to Las Vegas, then ran up his hotle bill without his consent. She’s a gold digger and a nut job who should be institutionalised.
No man ever flew me to Vegas……ever. And I have never done crack……ever. And I am not “used”. Actually, I am waiting til I’m married. So how does it feel to be wron, wrong and wrong again?????!!! Ur kinda dumb I reckon!,,,,
And you’re really fucking crazy, i reckon? Fuck that, it’s a fact… You’re not playing with a full deck of cards. The surfboard which held your sanity afloat was eaten by a big ass shark and now you are 50 kinds of FUCKING CRAZY!!! You don’t need money, sponsors or a home. You need a psychiatric evaluation.
Waiting until your married? Nice try. I saw a sex tape you made with MF. He was pretending to be a mailman delivering your mail. Remember that?
Jill…you shock me. I always think it must be someone pretending to be you…your comments are so destructive to your reputation. Not the type of attitude I am used to in surfer girls. Youre like a wannabe paris hilton but much worse. Go back and reread your stuff. Im sad for you.
Oh the spoiled little rich girl is in a huff about being called out it seems…Way to be a giant vagina by blocking me on FB because I spoke the truth about your delusional behavior. Jill, the only reason I added your psychotic ass on FB was to confirm if this post on thedirty was true. Thanks for confirming EVERYTHING i’ve read. You’re a sad excuse of a woman, because all you care about are material things; the things that don’t matter. Stay off the LSD because your psychosis like behavioris fucking ANNOYING!!! If you’re “not a crackhead” then stop fucking acting like a crackhead. It’s like they say.. It looks like shit, smells like shit. Sooo it’s probably SHIT!
Im just shocked all this is true. I literally thought someone was posing to be her to ruin her reputation. How can anyone be so fucked up yet still have admirers? I thought dudes couldnt stand crazy chicks. Her fb is better than tv. So much drama…..the girl has squashed her career….TOTALLY SQUASHED IT! Shocking? Im right with you Betty. I only added her as a fb friend to see if this crazy ass surfer existed….yep…she sure as hell does. Now i am convinced….Ive heard of surfers that are full on drug addicts….well this girls GOT TO PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN….once and for all. Shes lost not losing…LOST her mind…..very very very sad. No NO TOUR for this one…EVER.
Jenny, glad you finally got it. Your “catfish” postings made you look as crazy as Jill.
And why is it I look crazy? Oh because I gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought …no way can someone be this CRAZY….saying a chips been implanted in her??? Yea…I did hope it was some catfish….someone pretending to be her to try and DESTROY her rep. But no…it was actually really her doing it on her own. WOW. Well cool…ONE kook thinks I am crazy. THOUSANDS think Jill….or know Jill is psycho. So keep on being fatally attracted….I’m done with the freak…..and Late! By the way…there’s no way this is Ian Hills friend….he doesn’t hang with kooks that follow adverage tweaker surf Chics.
Hey ask Ian hill how crazy I am. Or maybe Davey Miller….if you even know the big wave rider. Easy to talk shit behind some buttons….you in southern cali??? I’d watch what I type….concerned? Why not put your real name like me? Fn kook
Ask Ian Hill about me kook
Yea you should be Concerned for yourself.
..shit talking to the wrong people.
why not use your real name lil shit talking kook
It didn’t take but 4 days for her to prove how fucking INSANE she really is. One minute she’s in a mindset that she’s better than everyone, bragging about her Hawaii drivers license and car shopping for a BMW or Mercedes. Boasting about the surf tour she’s supposedly part of and asking for sponsors. Then she goes “Mr. Hyde” talking about her father, claiming he practically pimps her out. Bitching how her and her sis have no money, no car or house and all the while totally blasting her dad. She even posted his place of employment and the phone number and told people to call him and ask why he supposedly torments them. But when she started talking about some chip that was implanted in her head… I felt I’d entered the Twilight Zone. That’s some meth psychosis shit right there. Like Jenny said… STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK PIPE, METH BULB OR WHATEVER YOU’RE SMOKING!!!! Or say goodbye to your career as a pro surfer. Because nobody wants to sponsor the village idiot… Just saying.
Go back to sleep concerned. You’re a kook….we all know who the crazy one is. Well maybe there’s two since you seem to not find anything crazy in her posts….I bet all her fans wish that was a catfish and not really her materialistic psycho self. Keep your fatal attraction…I won’t lose any sleep over it. Poor thang…..
That’s probably that guy Aaron who’s always sniffing her ass on FB…
I have contacted my attorneys and you are all going to have to answer to them. HPD is now getting ip addresses and working with my attorney. You will all get sued.
Bring it on… I have ALL the screen caps of YOUR facebook proving everything that I’ve commented on.. So no use in going back and deleting your FB. Did you ask your attorney father to represent you? I mean, with how broke you always claim to be how is it that you can afford an attorney? Of course, with as much shit as you talk on your dad and having random people call his work and harass him I’m sure he doesn’t want much to do with you. Maybe I should submit the screen shots of your profile to thedirty… I think the people here would get a kick out of your psychotic rants. You don’t need a lawyer, you need a straight jacket and padded room.
I’ve seen her Facebook and yeah she seems like big baby that wants attention and money ! Wants nothing but fame. Remember reading one of her comments “” all I want is money cars “” etc. over a couple of months reading her Facebook posts she’s def mentally unstable and narsastic, It’s to bad cause she’s a good surfer but if she keeps going downwards, she will unforntanetly be another statistic.